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« Reply #45 on: May 22, 2006, 12:59:42 PM »
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I paid $800 for the thumper...I rode her for a season and a bit and she only cost me $500 altogether so I can't complain....her being so close and cheap and available.


So, you sold your Bandit or dated a hooker, or WHAT?
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« Reply #46 on: May 22, 2006, 01:05:51 PM »
Same difference isn't it?  They're both beautiful, give you a thrill and take all your cash!! :wink:   And don't forget they give you the ride of your life!

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« Reply #47 on: May 22, 2006, 01:18:35 PM »
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Same difference isn't it?  They're both beautiful, give you a thrill and take all your cash!! :wink:   And don't forget they give you the ride of your life!


And unfortunately, you can get a case of monkey butt...or worse!
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« Reply #48 on: May 25, 2006, 08:05:51 AM »
Does penicillin work on monkey butt, too? :wink:

(I must apologize it took four days to come up with that one! :sad: )

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« Reply #49 on: May 25, 2006, 08:28:09 AM »
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Does penicillin work on monkey butt, too? :wink:

(I must apologize it took four days to come up with that one! :sad: )


I've found it just takes some long and loving massage by a very close friend, and you no longer notice that particular reddening.
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« Reply #50 on: May 26, 2006, 08:54:59 PM »
Living in the Canadian countryside in 2006:


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 The  next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water  temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.  Here are some facts about the 1500s:

   Most  people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and  still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so  brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom  today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.  

    Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot  water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then  all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of  all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone  in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water..  

    Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled  high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm,  so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof When it  rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off  the roof. Hence the saying . It's raining cats and dogs.  

    There was nothing to stop things from falling  into the house.. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other  droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a  sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came  into existence.

    The floor was dirt. Only the  wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, Dirt poor. The  wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so  they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter  wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all  start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the  entranceway. Hence the saying a thresh hold.

  (Getting  quite an education, aren't you?)

 In those old days, they cooked  in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day  they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and  did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers  in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes  stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while.  Hence the  rhyme, Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine  days old..

    Sometimes  they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came  over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that  a man could, bring home the bacon.  They would cut off a little to share  with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat..  

    Those with money had plates made of pewter.  Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food,  causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for  the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.  

    Bread was divided according to status. Workers  got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got  the top, or the upper crust.

    Lead cups were  used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the  imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take  them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen  table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and  drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a  wake.

     Englandis old  and small and the local folks started running out of  places to bury  people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house,  and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were  found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been  burying people alive. So they  would tie a string on the wrist of the  corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a  bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard  shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or  was considered a ...dead ringer.

   And that's the  truth...Now, whoever said History was boring ! !  !

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« Reply #51 on: May 29, 2006, 07:51:09 PM »
100F in the shade here today!!  Freakin' hot!

What did somebody say?  You either freeze here or fry in Canada!!  5 days ago we had frost , now we can't stand outside.

The Suzi was on its sidestand all day and the pavement softened enough for her to go down a half inch or so.  Never saw that up here before!

Oh, I wish it were winter!! :sad:

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« Reply #52 on: June 16, 2006, 06:06:54 AM »
Ye Gads!  Is this a great sport, or what?  I just love riding the two wheeled beast!  We're having beautiful, perfect days around 75 F and just can''t get enough of the bike!

I wonder if they have Bandits in heaven?  Or maybe I should be more concerned with the other place......... :wink:

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« Reply #53 on: June 16, 2006, 08:28:45 AM »
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We're having beautiful, perfect days around 75 F and just can''t get enough of the bike!


Today's high will be 96F (realfeel of 100F).  Does it ever get HOT there?  Doe you ever break the high 80s?  (That's something line 213C, right?)
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« Reply #54 on: June 16, 2006, 09:55:14 AM »
We just had that heat wave a couple of weeks ago and set records.  I saw my thermo top 100F!!  Even had the a/c turned on in the house.

Are you that far south of us that it's 20 degrees hotter there?  I gotta check a map:  Found one!


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« Reply #55 on: June 16, 2006, 10:04:57 AM »
I juts checked your weather.  Today's high (in London, ON) will be 27C, which is, let's see...27x5/9-32=-17 degrees, right?  Are you still wearing your mukluks?
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« Reply #56 on: June 16, 2006, 10:23:29 AM »
TIMES 9/5 and then ADD!!!!

I've got some mukluks (actually called kamiks) from my time in the Arctic - caribou skin; the hairs are HOLLOW and that's why they insulate so well.  Cool.

Sure not wearing them today, though. :duh:

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« Reply #57 on: June 16, 2006, 11:16:31 AM »
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TIMES 9/5 and then ADD!!!!


Reeeelly?  I did not know that!
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« Reply #58 on: June 16, 2006, 12:16:58 PM »
Liar, liar , pants on fire!!

(Sven, you realize it's your fault; you bring out the silliness in me!) :wink:

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« Reply #59 on: June 16, 2006, 01:09:10 PM »
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(Sven, you realize it's your fault; you bring out the silliness in me!)


I blame yo mama!
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