Author Topic: Be warned fitness kicks can cost you, big time. (Read 3587 times)

B6mick · « **on:** June 03, 2006, 06:49:47 AM »

Well ya know how I’ve been bit by the fitness bug, ok then call it my mid life crises

But I kinda thought it was me getting fit.

Well the wedding is off for now.

Why? Cause me little tadpoles are now a whole lot fitter than they where

. Yes sir ree, she’s up the duff

, she’s got one in the oven, she’s bloody pregnant oh my god I’m too efen old for that shyte aint I

, we is going to have another snot gobbling rug rat, a billy lid, for f sack a kid. Just when I was kinda looking forward to the next 8 to 10 years of getting rid of the buggers I’ve just gone and committed myself to another 20 years, oh my god maybe I can get committed

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When is our little bundle due 30 Jan, oh I just carnt wait

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So Mick ( Aussie Bandit we may not or should I say will not be at next years rally

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jbrough7 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 03, 2006, 07:42:22 AM »

Hey, Congrats, B6Mick!

Weird cuz I always figured riding a bike hurt the 'nads tons and cut back on the exercise between the sheets.

Look at it this way: this might be the one that looks after you when you're old and creaky and wearing Depends!

I'm jealous!!

Cheers.

Sven · « **Reply #2 on:** June 03, 2006, 08:35:44 AM »

Quote from: jbrough7

Weird cuz I always figured riding a bike hurt the 'nads tons and cut back on the exercise between the sheets.

Jim, please ride MORE. Also, take very bot baths.

Mick, congrats, really. I haven't been down that road myself, but I haven't lost hope.

Cruisecontrol · « **Reply #3 on:** June 03, 2006, 09:48:52 AM »

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Weird cuz I always figured riding a bike hurt the 'nads tons

I managed to reproduce after carving this canyon:

So anything is possible...

Congrats Mick, and I know how you feel as we have a 14yr old, a 6yr old and the youngest is two weeks today. It is never bloody ending.

Swamp Rat · « **Reply #4 on:** June 03, 2006, 10:00:40 AM »

Congats man!

I just found out yesterday that I'm going to be a grand daddy. I'm 41 years old,thats way to young for that crap. Oh well, here's to growing up but I still aint gettin rid of the Bandit.

PitterB4 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2006, 10:04:01 AM »

Are vasectomies illegal down under???

Seriously, congrats to you both.

RDUBandit · « **Reply #6 on:** June 03, 2006, 10:11:50 AM »

Congrats!! I wish I had kids.

Red01 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2006, 10:35:02 AM »

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Swamp Rat: I just found out yesterday that I'm going to be a grand daddy. I'm 41 years old,thats way to young for that crap.

It's not so bad, really. I became a granpa at 38. It bugged me a little at first, too. The bright side is you're still be young enough to enjoy your grandkids.

B6mick · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2006, 10:51:09 AM »

The minister of war and finances reckons it’s all, my fault.

Go figure,

I reckon it’s her’s; she’s the one that took seriously what I poked at her in fun

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jbrough7 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 03, 2006, 11:16:44 AM »

Quote from: Cruisecontrol

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Weird cuz I always figured riding a bike hurt the 'nads tons

I managed to reproduce after carving this canyon:

So anything is possible...

Congrats Mick, and I know how you feel as we have a 14yr old, a 6yr old and the youngest is two weeks today. It is never bloody ending.

Oh! That must have hurt!

You guys being grandpas so young is something else! Worst part is you're married to a grandma!!

This might be one for the guiness book of world records: I went to visit a student of mine having a baby at 14 (

Sven!!) ; the student's mom was there and she was 31; the student's grandma was there and she was 43!! So she was a great grandma at 43!! Is that a record??

Vidrazor · « **Reply #10 on:** June 03, 2006, 11:44:26 AM »

>.the student's mom was there and she was 31; the student's grandma was there and she was 43!! So she was a great grandma at 43!!<<

Unless I figured something wrong here, that would mean the student's mom was 17 when she had your student, and her grandmom was 12 when she had her mom!

Where are these people from?

Red01 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 03, 2006, 12:18:36 PM »

Canada must have hillbillies, too.

jbrough7 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 03, 2006, 12:54:38 PM »

They're native and it just keeps happening! I've been there four years and had maybe 35 girls between 14 and 17 have babies in that time. It's almost a regular thing where a former student brings in a baby. Happened yesterday and I held a little guy for an hour!

Sex ed. and condoms ain't the answer.......

interfuse · « **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2006, 01:43:34 PM »

You might be a redneck if you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kid.

Sven · « **Reply #14 on:** June 03, 2006, 09:20:53 PM »

Quote from: PitterB4

Are vasectomies illegal down under???

Uh, where else would you have one?