Just to go back to the scooter thing...I started my life on two wheels on an Aprillia Scarabeo 150. I liked it and it went fast enough on the highway so that I wasn't passed by ALL the cars. I think, like in Ray's case, they offer a viable alternative. Personally, with the cost of 250 ++ cc scooters I would suggest an inexpensive, low cc motorcycle like the Nija 250. Cycleworld (or Motorcyclist?) gave MPG figures of over 60 IIRC. The Ninja would be quicker than a comprably powered Scooter because of the manual as apposed to a CV transmission. Also, my Aprillia was heavier and less manuvarable than my second bike, a Ducati M620 which I always felt was a drawback. If I didn't pay for garage space and had a little extra dosh I would love to get a small bike like the Ninja 250.
Sorry to break the post!