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GENERAL MOTORCYCLE FORUMS => GENERAL MOTORCYCLE => Topic started by: LowRyter on January 18, 2007, 06:46:57 PM

Title: Beware of Biker Split in Two
Post by: LowRyter on January 18, 2007, 06:46:57 PM

These are gross pictures and it's hittingthe e-mails today....not for the squeemish.

Title: Beware of Biker Split in Two
Post by: Desolation Angel on January 19, 2007, 12:07:03 PM

Link to the pics, if you have one?  I'm always game for a good gross-out.

Title: Beware of Biker Split in Two
Post by: CWO4GUNNER on January 19, 2007, 06:13:54 PM

:clap:

Title: Beware of Biker Split in Two
Post by: Dragbike on January 19, 2007, 09:19:40 PM

I had a friend tell me yesterday that they saw the pics online some where. I will give him a call and find out where. When he was telling me how bad it was and that I ride alot, I just said oh well some folks just don't have good sense and/or ability. Now you all got me wandering????
I ask him where he saw them at.
Brent

Title: Beware of Biker Split in Two
Post by: aussiebandit on January 20, 2007, 07:19:29 PM

There's been lots of these so called pictures around for a few years.

The majority of them are fake and either a complete mock up or a photo shop job.

I've had non riding friends say "See that's what's going to happen to you" - my reply is usually something like

"Get phucked.....I'd rather die on my bike doing something I love than die an old man of nothing"

Title: Beware of Biker Split in Two
Post by: CWO4GUNNER on January 21, 2007, 06:43:16 PM

:clap:

Title: Beware of Biker Split in Two
Post by: aussiebandit on January 21, 2007, 07:22:57 PM

Quote from: "CWO4GUNNER"

I agree. The only problem is you don't always die from biking, sometimes they just snip off a leg.

That's why God created Trikes......

Title: Beware of Biker Split in Two
Post by: B6mick on February 13, 2007, 06:01:51 AM

And we could be sleeping peacefully in our beds tonight and a efen big jumbo jet, might try a landing on our roofs.

Title: Beware of Biker Split in Two
Post by: aussiebandit on February 13, 2007, 06:55:03 AM

Quote from: "B6mick"

And we could be sleeping peacefully in our beds tonight and a efen big jumbo jet, might try a landing on our roofs.

Not in sunny downtown Wagga bloody Wagga they won't.....

Title: Beware of Biker Split in Two
Post by: Red01 on February 13, 2007, 09:41:38 AM

Quote from: "aussiebandit"

Quote from: "B6mick"

And we could be sleeping peacefully in our beds tonight and a efen big jumbo jet, might try a landing on our roofs.

Not in sunny downtown Wagga bloody Wagga they won't.....

No, just a touch & go.  :stickpoke:

Title: Beware of Biker Split in Two
Post by: aussiebandit on February 13, 2007, 10:55:46 PM

Quote from: "Red01"

Quote from: "aussiebandit"

Quote from: "B6mick"

And we could be sleeping peacefully in our beds tonight and a efen big jumbo jet, might try a landing on our roofs.

Not in sunny downtown Wagga bloody Wagga they won't.....

No, just a touch & go.  :stickpoke:

Mate if a efen big jumbo came that close to Wagga bloody Wagga, then the pilot is either very very lost, or a women is doing the navigating :grin:  :grin:


I apologise for the above comment and hope it hasn't unduely offended anyone.  Oh, and please don't tell 'The Treasurer'....

Title: Beware of Biker Split in Two
Post by: Red01 on February 14, 2007, 12:00:30 PM

What if the pilot is a Pommie?  :wink:

(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/paulweit/humor/ObjectsInMirror.jpg)

Title: Beware of Biker Split in Two
Post by: ZenMan on May 05, 2007, 02:55:49 PM

I have the pics... there are 10 of them. Look real to me... there is some entrails but suprisingly little blood. The guy is definitely cut cleanly in half, looks like a KTM he was riding.

I don't think they'd be allowed on  Photobucket, and I won't post them here. I don't have any way to link them either.

Title: Beware of Biker Split in Two
Post by: CWO4GUNNER on May 05, 2007, 03:49:41 PM

:clap:

Title: Beware of Biker Split in Two
Post by: B6mick on May 06, 2007, 04:06:31 AM

Ok aussie a jumbo landing on your roof is highly unlikely, but how about c130 instead, or maybe something a whole lot faster, and fitted with afterburn :wink: efen old f111s have been known to fall outta the sky :bomb:

Title: Beware of Biker Split in Two
Post by: Frisk Fisk on May 06, 2007, 05:41:15 AM

Desolation Angel or anyone else who likes gross stuff might try rotten.com, if they haven't already done so.

Title: Beware of Biker Split in Two
Post by: aussiebandit on May 06, 2007, 09:13:53 AM

Don't get F111's or FA18's in Wagga - the run way is too short.

As for C130's they don't come here either anymore.  The RAAF leased the runway to the Council years ago, now the council is responsible for the maintenance they won't let the Defence Farce land anything bigger than a small helicopter.