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GENERAL MOTORCYCLE FORUMS => GENERAL MOTORCYCLE => Topic started by: PeteSC on August 21, 2005, 10:32:15 AM

Title: Cow sent to prison/Colombia
Post by: PeteSC on August 21, 2005, 10:32:15 AM

Cow sent to prison
20/08/2005

A cow has been thrown in jail in Colombia after it was deemed that it had been responsible for causing an accident.

The hapless bovine beast was walking along a road in Giron, minding its own business, when it was hit by a woman on a motorbike.

While the biker was not badly hurt, the police decided the cow was a danger to the public, and arrested it.

Until the police can find out who owns the cow, they have decided to stick it in custody, keeping it locked in the town's prison.

With irrefutable logic, a police spokesperson reasoned: "If it was a person who caused the accident, he or she would be behind bars, so why not a cow?"

Title: Cow sent to prison/Colombia
Post by: Slider on August 22, 2005, 01:48:33 AM

Is this police COWardice?
Maybe it was MOOOving slow.

Well, I've milked this as much as I can.

Butter sign off.

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: Cow sent to prison/Colombia
Post by: PeteSC on August 22, 2005, 08:31:24 AM

The cow's been a model prisoner, and they'd release it for good behavior.........except they're kind of getting used to the milk.
 :duh:

Title: Cow sent to prison/Colombia
Post by: Landry on August 22, 2005, 10:48:13 AM

Disgraceful!  

That honest, milk-yielder will come out of prison a changed bovine, I tell ya'!!

Tattoos, cigarettes, a criminal knowledge . . . that cow's now set to live a life of crime.  Sad.

They should eat it now, before it becomes a criminal burden on the state.

Title: Cow sent to prison/Colombia
Post by: carloseuromotor on August 22, 2005, 02:20:56 PM

Juass, juas, juass...........

Spanish,s cow in jail

(http://albumbandit.iespana.es/verano2005/fotos/Asturias%20verano%202005%20009.jpg)

 :banana:

Title: Cow sent to prison/Colombia
Post by: Landry on August 22, 2005, 02:54:05 PM

You'd think they'd paint them striped, like a zebra.  Makes them easier to spot in the corral after they go AWOL.  :grin:

Title: Cow sent to prison/Colombia
Post by: ratbike05 on August 22, 2005, 06:18:45 PM

C'mon guys, it was a MOOving violation! :banana:

Title: Cow sent to prison/Colombia
Post by: mike on August 22, 2005, 06:27:49 PM

How would you like to be the cellmate/stall cleaner ?   Guard!!!  The cow crapped all over my bunk again! :shock:

Title: Cow sent to prison/Colombia
Post by: carloseuromotor on August 22, 2005, 06:56:23 PM

The spanish bandits are formulating plans to release to their friend, the prisoner cow at Columbia jail.......

(http://clubbandit.iespana.es/IMAGENES/presos.jpg)

....it continued....

 :banana:

Title: Cow sent to prison/Colombia
Post by: Red01 on August 22, 2005, 09:41:55 PM

:downhill:

Title: Cow sent to prison/Colombia
Post by: PeteSC on August 22, 2005, 09:47:59 PM

Carlos, if the cow can climb that wall, and ride pillion on a Bandit....
I WANT A PICTURE!!



 :beers:

Title: Cow sent to prison/Colombia
Post by: Big Bo on August 23, 2005, 03:45:12 AM

Sounds like some mooo-ore crap from California.  :monkeymoon:

Title: cow
Post by: chupacabra on August 23, 2005, 05:57:57 AM

Thats UTTERLY ridicules!

Ok I said it, what?

Title: Cow sent to prison/Colombia
Post by: carloseuromotor on August 23, 2005, 03:52:23 PM

Ja, ja, ja, Pete, you want a photo for the Pulitzer awards. I believe is better to raise bandit upon the cow.
(http://euromotorclub.iespana.es/IMAGENES/vaca.jpg)
 :banana:

Title: Cow sent to prison/Colombia
Post by: Landry on August 23, 2005, 04:18:18 PM

Quote from: "carloseuromotor"

I believe is better to raise bandit upon the cow.

THAT'S some funny stuff right there!!   :grin: