I can see I'm going to have to get serious here and slaps some Yanks around.
That's good because I LIKE to slap!
"Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!"
No, I take that back; I lOVE to slap
"Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!"
When I go through the States this summer, I'm a gonna SLAP everyone!
When the border guard asks me any questions, I will smile and reach over and SLAP him!
The big, tough trucker in the diner? See him over there with the eggs and ketchup on his shirt? I'ma gonna walk right over and SLAP him!
hee heee heeee
Man, it's gonna be a slap-happy holiday!!