Author Topic: Jim, I found your next bike ... Adults Only (Read 5357 times)

Desolation Angel · « **on:** May 25, 2006, 09:01:54 PM »

Here ya' go! Ditch that wussy Bandit NOW!

Jim's Ride

jbrough7 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 25, 2006, 09:15:02 PM »

How ironic that you say adults only and then I went in and looked!

Can you imagine pulling up to a school in that???

I DO like the pink bunny - goes with my new helmet!

Sven · « **Reply #2 on:** May 26, 2006, 12:20:32 AM »

Bikes with nekkid women are sort of standard for custom bike shows. I was a little disappointed when I actually saw the pix.

jfudo · « **Reply #3 on:** May 26, 2006, 01:04:00 PM »

I got the same quality airbrush work on a t-shirt the airbrush guy made for me at the state fair. (not really, but you get my point) Not what I call $3500 worth of paint...

smooth operator · « **Reply #4 on:** May 26, 2006, 04:16:50 PM »

WOW! sounds like a good grocery getter for my wife! Look honey, I bought you a present for our aniversy. Wonder if he got a divorse after the wife seen her pic on the tank,or if he has a nose caddy problem?

H2RICK · « **Reply #5 on:** May 27, 2006, 02:23:54 AM »

My "golden rule": Never buy from illiterate Ebay sellers !!!
....and that guy "qualifies" for a pass by me BIG TIME !!!!
Elitist ??....well maybe.....but any buffoon who wants that kind of money from me should at least be able to spell properly and articulate clearly.....

Maybe he should have kept a few bucks out of the 'Busa project to hire a good Language Arts tutor......

gyrogearcrunch · « **Reply #6 on:** May 27, 2006, 09:52:25 PM »

Hey, hey, hey - easy does it! Even buffoons have feelings. Besides, I'd take the bike if the girl came with it.

Herb

P.S.: He prolly has every item on his bike documented in a notebook in transparent sleeves, and you could likely eat breakfast off his garage floor.

Herb

Quote from: H2RICK

My "golden rule": Never buy from illiterate Ebay sellers !!!
....and that guy "qualifies" for a pass by me BIG TIME !!!!
Elitist ??....well maybe.....but any buffoon who wants that kind of money from me should at least be able to spell properly and articulate clearly.....
Maybe he should have kept a few bucks out of the 'Busa project to hire a good Language Arts tutor......

solman · « **Reply #7 on:** May 28, 2006, 07:26:57 AM »

Me personally, the bike doesn't do anything for me. I like nekkid women, but not painted on my bike.

Desolation Angel · « **Reply #8 on:** May 28, 2006, 12:24:58 PM »

Quote from: solman

Me personally, the bike doesn't do anything for me. I like nekkid women, but not painted on my bike.

I guess you prefer them on you?

solman · « **Reply #9 on:** May 28, 2006, 01:30:48 PM »

Quote from: Desolation Angel

Quote from: solman
Me personally, the bike doesn't do anything for me. I like nekkid women, but not painted on my bike.

I guess you prefer them on you?

Yes, as long as they aren't a permament fixture on me.

deepink · « **Reply #10 on:** May 29, 2006, 12:40:40 AM »

That is such a weak bike, overall. No wonder you thought it was from Canada. (HaHa).

Paint job sucks. Do those women have a face?

What's up with that swingarm. It looks like its made from leftover aluminum from the sliding glass door I ripped out last weekend ('cause it sucked too).

Wish I could say I was sorry for being so harsh, but I could easily be so much more rude.

Thanks for the laugh Desolation.

jbrough7 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 29, 2006, 07:05:47 AM »

I can see I'm going to have to get serious here and slaps some Yanks around.

That's good because I LIKE to slap!

"Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!"

No, I take that back; I lOVE to slap

"Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!"

When I go through the States this summer, I'm a gonna SLAP everyone!

When the border guard asks me any questions, I will smile and reach over and SLAP him!

The big, tough trucker in the diner? See him over there with the eggs and ketchup on his shirt? I'ma gonna walk right over and SLAP him!

hee heee heeee

Man, it's gonna be a slap-happy holiday!!

Sven · « **Reply #12 on:** May 29, 2006, 10:36:05 AM »

Quote from: jbrough7

I can see I'm going to have to get serious here and slaps some Yanks around.

A) Nobody in the US calls themself a Yank.
B) The US is a nu-ku-lar power.
C) Be on your best behavior (add a U to that if you must) or we'll book you on a flight on Oceanic airlines.

Desolation Angel · « **Reply #13 on:** May 29, 2006, 10:53:41 AM »

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...A) Nobody in the US calls themself a Yank.
...

Maybe some folks in New England think of themselves by that nickname? I don't know. Some New England businesses use that moniker in their names or advertising. Personally, whenever I hear it I think of the North during the Civil War, but that's it. We don't really have a national nickname anymore that I can think of. I think we're WAY too divided as a nation to carry a universal nickname. Hell, half the population doesn't even appreciate the fact that they are American.

We may have to start paying States to remain in the Union someday. Isn't that what the Canadians do with Quebec? Pay them to stay? Don't flame! It's what I heard a Canadian say once.

Sven · « **Reply #14 on:** May 29, 2006, 11:03:20 AM »

D@mn, Herb, get all serious and whut not...buzzkill!