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GENERAL MOTORCYCLE FORUMS => GENERAL MOTORCYCLE => Topic started by: billincentraljersey on September 20, 2007, 07:14:30 PM

Title: Lightning Zapped Biker Pecker
Post by: billincentraljersey on September 20, 2007, 07:14:30 PM

Found this bit of news ......

Biker's penis hit by lightning

A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak.

Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

Title: Lightning Zapped Biker Pecker
Post by: Sven on September 21, 2007, 11:55:39 AM

The sad thing is Djindjic now finds that "normal" use of his appendage can't match the thrill of the lightening bolt, and has started chasing storms instead of women.

Title: Lightning Zapped Biker Pecker
Post by: Dragbike on September 21, 2007, 09:11:30 PM

Quote from: "Sven"

The sad thing is Djindjic now finds that "normal" use of his appendage can't match the thrill of the lightening bolt, and has started chasing storms instead of women.

:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:
:storm: :storm: :nutkick:  :storm::storm:

Title: Lightning Zapped Biker Pecker
Post by: SmokeyAndTheBandit on September 21, 2007, 10:34:55 PM

Bet he rides a harley. Only a harley rider would have one huge enough to attract lightning! haha :lol:

Title: Lightning Zapped Biker Pecker
Post by: Sven on September 23, 2007, 12:09:43 PM

Quote from: "SmokeyAndTheBandit"

Bet he rides a harley. Only a harley rider would have one huge enough to attract lightning! haha :lol:

To the contrary!  As they* say, "loud pipes, small d*ck"!

*("they" being "me")

Title: Lightning Zapped Biker Pecker
Post by: SmokeyAndTheBandit on September 23, 2007, 07:22:14 PM

I know I was being sarcastic! They only act like they have big ones!

Title: Lightning Zapped Biker Pecker
Post by: B6mick on September 24, 2007, 08:38:26 AM

Quote from: "Sven"

To the contrary!  As they* say, "loud pipes, small d*ck"!

*("they" being "me")

Which would be one step up the ladder from, loud mouth no d*ck. :grin:

Title: Lightning Zapped Biker Pecker
Post by: Sven on September 24, 2007, 07:29:03 PM

Quote from: "B6mick"

Which would be one step up the ladder from, loud mouth no d*ck. :grin:

I think you folks down under have a slang term for someone like that...a "Sheila"!

( :duh: Oh god, I think I just got my B.A. login revoked,  It was a *joke*, oh exhaulted site admin!)