I just got off the phone with the cops because they paged me about a car accident.
Turns out a police officer going along the highway to a bridge came up behind a bike that didn't have a license plate (or perhaps he was one of those idiots who bends the plate so far forward you can't read it unless you stick your head on top of the rear wheel).
So the cop fires up his lights and siren, and the biker interprets that as a starting gun and blasts down the highway. The officer doesn't even try to pursue, but just radios around to see if any other cops can set up a roadblock.
Turns out there's another officer further up on the bridge, but before this second officer can even start to slow traffic, he spots the bike.. slamming into the trunk of his squad car. The rider bounced up the rear window and into the median.
Total tally: One wrecked bike, one damaged car, one biker with a broken leg (and facing multiple charges too), and one cop suffering from shock.
And this is the kind of jackass that's convinced my province to jack up vehicle registration fees.