Rant
On Saturday I was in Calgary looking for a lost Greyhound along with about 10 other people. I had to drive as the lost dog is a spook and will not go near people, so I took my grey as a greyhound will go to another greyhound. Long story and we did find the dog.
Anyway, I get home and take the bandit down to gas it up and stop by the bank, a total trip of about 15 minutes. I turned the corner onto our side street and see my son who lives one house away. He was loading his van to go wind surfing, so I pulled over to talk about our ride today. While we were chatting, he stopped and said "Dad heads up."
I turned to see a cop standing beside me.
Now the rant –
He said “do you have your license with you”
I said “yes” and pulled out my wallet.
He asked “how long have you riding today?”
I said “about 15 minutes”
He said “It seems that some people think that they don’t have to stop for the police”
I thought “He must be right or this jerk wouldn’t be busting my chops, he'd be using a rubber hose on the guilty person”
I said “not me I’ve been in Calgary looking for a lost dog for most of the day”
He said “he was riding a blue sport bike like yours and a blue jacket like yours”
I thought “holy crap! I saw lots of people while looking for the dog but it’s a huge park and I didn’t talk to anyone that knows me. Just people passing by. These cops are famous for making a case regardless of guilt or innocence.
He laughed and said “now that I see how old you are I know it couldn’t be you” more laughing.
I thought “Oh yeah, - you complete jack a**”
He gave me back my license still laughing.
I thought “Oh yeah – you complete jack a**”
I said “no problem”
He left.
My son said “So do you want to go down and do a couple of burnouts in front of the cop shop?”
Then my son said “Oh wait, you’re too old to do a burnout.”
I’m furious. I’ve been the victim of Sport Bike profiling! And age discrimination!