Bandit Alley

GENERAL MOTORCYCLE FORUMS => GENERAL MOTORCYCLE => Topic started by: jbrough7 on May 10, 2006, 05:06:07 PM

Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: jbrough7 on May 10, 2006, 05:06:07 PM
I park it off on a side drive (we live in the country) and he (18 years old)likes to peel out in his jeep.  He appears to NOT see the bandit as he backs up so I scream and he slams on the brakes but still hits the bike - it rocks a bit but, thank god, doesn't go over!  Check the damage and there are a couple of scratches on that back section through to the black...He says, "sorry!" and commiserates a bit and then takes off.

I think about possible consequences/actions (see poll):
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: Red01 on May 10, 2006, 05:21:16 PM
Does said 18yo son live @ home? If so, immobilize his Jeep until you feel he's suffered enough. Make him do (additional) chores to make up for the cost of the damage if he can't pay.
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: Sven on May 10, 2006, 05:27:44 PM
And what's wrong with making him pay for it?  Getting the part sanded/repainted will take a couple hundred, but if he's old enough to procreate, drive, vote (I assume that's true up there in Canadia), serve in the military (ibid), then he can work, dammit!

I'm not sure anything else will teach him to be responsible for his actions.  Well, I guess he could get some local eskimo gal knocked up....
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: mike on May 10, 2006, 06:11:57 PM
What Red said...

I guess it kinda depends on if he's your kid or someone else's...

He's 18, gotta learn sometime... we all did...  be responsible...
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: jbrough7 on May 10, 2006, 06:15:17 PM
You know, I've got this theory about the 'video-game' generation...whatever bad sh!t happens, it's really okay because you just have to press 'reset' and you can go back to the way you were!  No muss, no fuss and no strained conversations.

Wouldn't it be nice if life were really like that?

jim
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: txbanditrydr on May 10, 2006, 06:19:34 PM
Two words.... personal responsibility.

There's just not enough of it these days.  At least put a stop to the peel-outs in your driveway.
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: PaulVS on May 10, 2006, 06:45:51 PM
It's only brand new once.
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: WEINERDOGBONE on May 10, 2006, 06:58:16 PM
You can't have anything decent around teenagers. They are just retarded. Its all the extra hormones running around in their bodies. My son closed the garage door on my Wife's brand new car.... twice. He doesn't intend harm. He is just simple.

All of them are like that.
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: Desolation Angel on May 10, 2006, 08:55:44 PM
Jim, go get a hammer and just beat the living sh!t out of your bike from from front to back, then from top to bottom.

You weren't meant to have it.  You may be cursed.  Sorry, dude.
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: SmokeyAndTheBandit on May 10, 2006, 09:09:51 PM
Add a few dents and scratches to his jeep. Maybe then he'll undertand how you feel about your stuff being mistreated.
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: FlyingTurtle1 on May 10, 2006, 10:08:11 PM
Dents and scratches won't work...they'd be a sourse of pride....RIP OUT THE RADIO/TAPE/CD, SPEAKERS and say when the bike looks new again you'll have sound again! Yeah I know...I wouldn't do it either but it's a great thought!! :wink:
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: ant_129 on May 11, 2006, 12:55:37 AM
:shock:
Man I really feel for the kids or future kids of the two that voted on snipping his manhood with rusty pliers.  I mean I thought about it but that would be too harsh and cruel.
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: interfuse on May 11, 2006, 01:02:10 AM
Buy a club for the jeep until he smartens up (FYI, I smartened up around 21).
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: B6mick on May 11, 2006, 05:44:57 AM
Jim, has it not been made apparent by your son that in fact it is your fault entirely.  :duh:  :duh:  :duh:  :duh:  :duh:
Fancy parking your bike there in the first place.
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: HarleyBandit on May 11, 2006, 08:23:35 AM
Wow Jim,you just have'nt had any luck with this Bandit thus far!!

Same thing happened to me a few years ago!

Went to a friends "House Party"
Parked behind his Suburban,I knew he was'nt goin anywhere with a yard full of people!
A friend of his decided to borrow the Suburban,Jumped in Threw it in reverse,Plowed right into my bike!!

Almost $1000 in damage!
Luckily the ass had a credit card,took the bike to the shop and Swiped his card to pay for the damage!
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: Desolation Angel on May 11, 2006, 09:43:14 AM
Quote from: "B6mick"
Jim, has it not been made apparent by your son that in fact it is your fault entirely.  :duh:  :duh:  :duh:  :duh:  :duh:
Fancy parking your bike there in the first place.


Good point there, Mick!  I still think, though, that there's some element of Satanic cursing involved.  Jim, are you baptized?
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: PaulVS on May 11, 2006, 10:12:55 AM
Quote from: "Desolation Angel"
I still think, though, that there's some element of Satanic cursing involved.  Jim, are you baptized?


I would tend to agree.

You might want to trade in the Bandit on a mode of transportation that is more INDESTRUCTABLE.

Like this....

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y156/PaulVS/Jumping.jpg)
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: Red01 on May 11, 2006, 10:17:39 AM
Or maybe have the son trade the Jeep in for one of those blue balls...
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: jbrough7 on May 11, 2006, 03:04:14 PM
I have, in fact, been baptised - although I was sleeping at the time so I don't think it really 'took'.  

Another angle - we have SEVERAL AMERICAN relatives who seem to love to come over and escape - I mean visit - lately.  With more and more contact with more and more said EVIL americans, then there can be no doubt where the trouble doth come from!  

Satan!  Get ye back over the border!! :soapbox:

Then, the clouds shall part over my most beloved Suzuki and I shall be able to ride again with head held high as my 'bad luck giving relatives' hide under the clouds in the U. S. of A.!!

Thanks you one and all.

Jim
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: Desolation Angel on May 11, 2006, 03:34:44 PM
Quote from: "jbrough7"
I have, in fact, been baptised - although I was sleeping at the time so I don't think it really 'took'.  

Another angle - we have SEVERAL AMERICAN relatives who seem to love to come over and escape - I mean visit - lately.  With more and more contact with more and more said EVIL americans, then there can be no doubt where the trouble doth come from!  

Satan!  Get ye back over the border!! :soapbox:

Then, the clouds shall part over my most beloved Suzuki and I shall be able to ride again with head held high as my 'bad luck giving relatives' hide under the clouds in the U. S. of A.!!

Thanks you one and all.

Jim


Uh huh.  So, guy, does the number "6" appear repetitively on your license plate, or in your VIN?  Hmmmm?
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: ArcticEd on May 12, 2006, 09:24:17 AM
"Canada.
Leading the World in being just North of the United States."



 :lol:
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: Desolation Angel on May 12, 2006, 09:39:14 AM
Quote from: "ArcticEd"
"Canada.
First in being just North of the United States."

 :lol:


Yep.  When we think of Canada, we think...lebensraum!!  :wink:
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: ArcticEd on May 12, 2006, 09:42:25 AM
Quote from: "Desolation Angel"
Quote from: "ArcticEd"
"Canada.
First in being just North of the United States."

 :lol:


Yep.  When we think of Canada, we think...lebensraum!!  :wink:


Eh!!!!
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: PaulVS on May 12, 2006, 09:45:39 AM
(http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/canada.jpg)
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: ArcticEd on May 12, 2006, 09:55:14 AM
Quote from: "PaulVS"
(http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/canada.jpg)

THAT'S the pic I was looking for...............
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: jbrough7 on May 12, 2006, 11:23:39 AM
okay, smart alecks!  Let's tally up the score:

Bigger Superpower..............................USA
Bigger Bandits on BBS...........................USA members
Biggest Member on BBS........................Jim (Canada)

In this case, one out of three ain't bad! :banana:

jim
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: ArcticEd on May 12, 2006, 11:49:02 AM
I'm not cetain what you're refering to by the term "biggest member", but I have to wonder if you're taking into the conversion rate into account......

 :lol:
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: txbanditrydr on May 12, 2006, 03:38:57 PM
Yeah.... somehow saying you're gonna give 'em 10 centimeters just doesn't have the same effect.

 :scaredmouse:
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: Desolation Angel on May 12, 2006, 03:42:09 PM
I don't know if Jim's talking about his weight or his beer belly?  :motorsmile:
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: jbrough7 on May 12, 2006, 07:57:14 PM
Quote from: "txbanditrydr"
Yeah.... somehow saying you're gonna give 'em 10 centimeters just doesn't have the same effect.

 :scaredmouse:


If you're talking girth it's okay.

Jim
Title: Teenage damage
Post by: texasbandit on May 12, 2006, 10:12:56 PM
When my 17 year old daughter took out one of the neighbor's mailboxes (a hand built stone pillar) we made her pay for it.  Fortunately she had a part time job and had income - her car at the time, an '85 Caprice, had no damage.  Had she run over one of my bikes... :crybaby: I don't know what might have happened.
Title: Son Backs Jeep Into Bandit And Lives To Tell About It!
Post by: jbrough7 on May 12, 2006, 10:19:53 PM
My son is basically a good driver - he just doesn't seem to think sometimes.  Out on the road he seems great but-----I can go out to do some gardening and I'll see tracks through the flowerbed 2.5 feet from the gravel drive and he'll say he didn't notice!!??!!WTF???  Yet, I let him drive through Toronto and I sit there and don't sweat at all.  Maybe his mind isn't in gear until he gets out on the highway??

Hope my daughter is a little more cautious or careful or whatever-

jim

TEENAGERS!!