Author Topic: Weird Option on a new Helmet!  (Read 3581 times)

Offline jbrough7

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Weird Option on a new Helmet!
« on: April 29, 2006, 07:06:02 AM »
Just checking out helmets on ebay and noticed an ad for one said, "This helmet even has a 3D visor come standard!" :monkeymoon:

Can you imagine the conversation with a salesman in the store?

"Would you like the 3D visor, sir?"
"Ummm - no thanks, 2D is fine - when I ride , I'm interested in height and width, but I don't really have a need to see depth!"


Or maybe the helmet is for middle-aged riders ?-  Dysfunctional, Depressed and Dangerous!!!!!!



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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2006, 07:18:22 AM »
I don't know.  I think I'd buy one and then wear it at a college party with hot women.
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2006, 08:27:42 AM »
If there's no depth, would that make them all hot?

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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2006, 11:40:45 AM »
Ugh, shallow women.

Canyou get a x-ray specs visor too?  Then you could see the bones of all the people you pass!  Are you buying your helmets off the back cover of old comic books?
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« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2006, 03:21:01 PM »
now, worse - ebay!

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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2006, 07:04:22 PM »
Quote from: "Sven"


Canyou get a x-ray specs visor too?  


With my luck, if I had an x-ray helmet visor, every woman I met would be wearing a lead bra and thong.
Some people are like Slinkies.
They're really good for nothing.
But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.