Author Topic: Hmm You Guys, How about a game of cricket. (Read 17977 times)

B6mick · « **Reply #15 on:** January 09, 2007, 06:53:55 AM »

5 fa 70 off 10

shyte 7 for 78 off 11

aussiebandit · « **Reply #16 on:** January 09, 2007, 07:06:04 AM »

133 runs from 40 balls - I think the poms have lost another game of cricket - but lets not loose hope yet - maybe they'll have a HUGE come back

B6mick · « **Reply #17 on:** January 12, 2007, 05:06:17 PM »

And yet another failure, in the first of the one day internation games. 17 no balls in the 1st few overs too.

aussiebandit · « **Reply #18 on:** January 13, 2007, 05:03:42 AM »

And just to show how good a sportsman he is, Neil Hodgson has a whinge about Troy Baylis not letting him in to the Ducati Team - boo hoo -

Thankfully I know better than to think that all poms are the same - christ B6mick and myself are both 2 bob imports...

B6mick · « **Reply #19 on:** January 14, 2007, 08:03:54 AM »

Don't foret the Minister, her in doors is one too.

B6mick · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2007, 07:42:36 AM »

Don't worry to much now the Kiwi's are in for some stick too. But I did hear ya down a player, something to do with sore ribs.

aussiebandit · « **Reply #21 on:** January 21, 2007, 07:26:56 PM »

Just in case you missed this in the Clubhouse forum...

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?
A. An all rounder.

Q. What is the main function of the England coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Q. What's the English version of a hat trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. Why don't English fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.

Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.

Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.

Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from

madmickyb · « **Reply #22 on:** January 26, 2007, 07:12:24 PM »

you guys have been havin fun while ive been away avent ya ...pmsl
tis funny though you just dont get it ....we (me anyway) dont care about the ruddy cricket !!! lol

laters mick

B6mick · « **Reply #23 on:** January 27, 2007, 07:27:28 AM »

Hewy there is someone still awake over there.

Just in case ya didn't know ya lost another 50 over day night game yesterday.

And heres some Quotes form the herald sun newspaper,
"Stop wasting our time. Flight BA7381 leaves Adelaide today at 1.40pm. Be on it and don't come back until you can play competitive cricket. Send the Engalnd cricket team home and refund all tickets. ( to the cricket fans).
The England squad has become the crickets version of the Goons, but how long can you laugh at the same joke?
Patrons had every right to boo England on and off the field yeserday for it was the umpteenth crowd this summer to be short changed.
The crash test dummy X1's performances have become so bad on tour that, aussie coach John Buchanan said, it is starting to hurt other teams."

Quick send your worst football team, along with Robbie Williams, and replace your so called cricket team.
At least the patrons, might get some entertainment, even if Robbie has to sing his way out to the pitch.

aussiebandit · « **Reply #24 on:** January 29, 2007, 02:50:10 AM »

Quote from: "madmickyb"

you guys have been havin fun while ive been away avent ya ...pmsl
tis funny though you just dont get it ....we (me anyway) dont care about the ruddy cricket !!! lol

laters mick

I was starting to think that England had closed down for the winter - Doesn't anyone - other than Mick, ever log on to the site anymore -

Sorry, I know what it is - because Neil had a hissy fit over Ducati not wanting him back, you've all decided to take your bat and ball and go home...

madmickyb · « **Reply #25 on:** January 29, 2007, 11:26:40 AM »

i wish our bloody cricketers would !!(i use the name loosely should really be "incompetent dipshits carrying bits of willow " )pmsl

laters .......mick

B6mick · « **Reply #26 on:** February 02, 2007, 06:17:13 AM »

Hey you guys turn on your tele's
Looks like your about to win one.
Actually its been a good match, even if you guys at last are kicken ass.

aussiebandit · « **Reply #27 on:** February 02, 2007, 06:27:38 AM »

I'm sorry, but I always get a bit sceptical when a dominate team gets beaten easily by a team that needs a win to make the series seem interesting....

But hey, I'd rather play the poms in the finals than the kiwis'.

madmickyb · « **Reply #28 on:** February 02, 2007, 03:24:26 PM »

i'm saying nowt cos you just know were gonna f**k up again !! we always do...... pmsl

laters.....mick

aussiebandit · « **Reply #29 on:** February 02, 2007, 06:45:56 PM »

I was talking to a couple of the young blokes at work yesterday about how bloody good the Aussies are.

I told them not to get too cocky, I'm old enough to remember the '80s when Kim Hughes was the Aussie Captain and we were worse than the Poms are now. In those days England and West Indies were the teams to beat - Australia and New Zealand were in a huge slump.

Now the tables are turned, it's what happens in sport.