Bandit Alley
REGIONAL FORUMS => UNITED KINGDOM/IRELAND => Topic started by: B6mick on December 19, 2006, 05:25:05 AM
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:shock: 3 zip, and still 2 matches to go :monkeymoon:
:stickpoke: :stickpoke: :stickpoke: what a sad lot you sent here for a ashes tour. :banana:
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The Poms sent their best players over here about 220 years ago - :stickpoke: :stickpoke:
Not a bad effort for "DADS ARMY" :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :stickpoke: :stickpoke:
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come on chaps thats simply not cricket !!!!!! pmsl
mick :beers: (yorkshireman who dosnt give a f.... cos theres no suzukis in cricket !!!)
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four nil.........
I have to admit though, I hate watching test cricket, booooring.....plus may attention span generally only lasts for approximate 40-50 minutes....why is that...well thought about how long it takes for a 125, 250, Motogp, WSBK or WSS race - depending on the race track.
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40 to 45 minutes thats about as long as the english cricket team bat and bowl for :monkeymoon: Shall we be a sport, and make a game of the last test, and send our under 19's team, to try them out. Or shall we rub the 2nd best team in the world, :boohoo: nose in it, with a simple 5 zip. :stickpoke:
Well at least here in Oz one would or could ride ones bandit to the cricket, but it would hardly worth the effort for shall a short game, it would take longer to get to the match. :duh:
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KNOCK KNOCK
Hey you lot are you awake.
YOUHOO.
Hmmm must be using the wrong bait.
HELLO
I' am begining to think they don't like no more.
Or maybe its so cold they have all gone into hibernation.
THEN AGAIN AFTER SEEING THE CRICKET YOU CAN HARDLY BLAME THEM
:banana: :lol: :stickpoke: :stickpoke: :lol: :banana:
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bahhhhhhhhhhhh humbug !!pmsl
mick :beers:
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Finally, the poms wake up.....
Mind you it's no surprise that a Yorkshireman was the first...after all it was a Yorkshirman that claimed that Land Of Oz for the Poms.......
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Shyte someones awake over there, guesss ya don't want to no the scores, on the 5th and final test, with 2 days to play. :monkeymoon:
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Sounds like a fun game. But for me what comes to mined is opening up the back door to let a few field crickets in and watch the cat have fun. But I would lend my bike out for a month to be back in Melbourne with a beautiful bird watching a game for the first time.
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well youve got got to be good at sommat avent ya !
we thought we'd let you win this time !!lol :monkeymoon:
we could have saved soooooo much on air fares and just sent a few backpackers to play ,that were already over there !!!lol (they might have done a better job too, they couldnt have done worse !!!pmsl)
mick :beers:
(and yes i think i am the only one awake over here !!)
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5 zip, on the ashes series.
I wonder what odds I'd get at sportsbet, on england having a win in the 1 day series. Might be worth putting a $1 on the poms. But then again, I hear the poms moaning that they are minus their 3 best players, so Warne, McGrath, and Langer have retired, So now we are even, we might even see a real game yet, if we tie 1 hand of every aussie player behind thier backs. :duh:
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crickets crap, well everytime were involved it is :lol:
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crickets crap, well everytime were involved it is :lol:
omg, just sat down to watch a spot of tele.
the 1st 20/20 match is on, Aussies 5 wickets for 221 off 20 overs, Poms 2 wickets down for 20 runs of 3 overs. hmmmmmmm. :duh:
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right now the Poms are an amazing 4 down for only 54 off 6 overs
- maybe they should send over the Bramhope under 16's second 11 and see how they get on...... :banana: :banana:
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5 fa 70 off 10
shyte 7 for 78 off 11
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133 runs from 40 balls - I think the poms have lost another game of cricket - but lets not loose hope yet - maybe they'll have a HUGE come back
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And yet another failure, in the first of the one day internation games. 17 no balls in the 1st few overs too. :duh: :stickpoke:
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And just to show how good a sportsman he is, Neil Hodgson has a whinge about Troy Baylis not letting him in to the Ducati Team - boo hoo -
Thankfully I know better than to think that all poms are the same - christ B6mick and myself are both 2 bob imports...
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Don't foret the Minister, her in doors is one too. :duh:
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Don't worry to much now the Kiwi's are in for some stick too. But I did hear ya down a player, something to do with sore ribs. :stickpoke:
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Just in case you missed this in the Clubhouse forum...
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?
A. An all rounder.
Q. What is the main function of the England coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. What's the English version of a hat trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. Why don't English fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.
Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.
Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from
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you guys have been havin fun while ive been away avent ya ...pmsl
tis funny though you just dont get it ....we (me anyway) dont care about the ruddy cricket !!! lol :monkeymoon:
laters mick :beers:
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Hewy there is someone still awake over there.
Just in case ya didn't know ya lost another 50 over day night game yesterday.
And heres some Quotes form the herald sun newspaper,
"Stop wasting our time. Flight BA7381 leaves Adelaide today at 1.40pm. Be on it and don't come back until you can play competitive cricket. Send the Engalnd cricket team home and refund all tickets. ( to the cricket fans).
The England squad has become the crickets version of the Goons, but how long can you laugh at the same joke?
Patrons had every right to boo England on and off the field yeserday for it was the umpteenth crowd this summer to be short changed.
The crash test dummy X1's performances have become so bad on tour that, aussie coach John Buchanan said, it is starting to hurt other teams."
Quick send your worst football team, along with Robbie Williams, and replace your so called cricket team.
At least the patrons, might get some entertainment, even if Robbie has to sing his way out to the pitch.
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you guys have been havin fun while ive been away avent ya ...pmsl
tis funny though you just dont get it ....we (me anyway) dont care about the ruddy cricket !!! lol :monkeymoon:
laters mick :beers:
I was starting to think that England had closed down for the winter - Doesn't anyone - other than Mick, ever log on to the site anymore -
Sorry, I know what it is - because Neil had a hissy fit over Ducati not wanting him back, you've all decided to take your bat and ball and go home...
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i wish our bloody cricketers would !!(i use the name loosely should really be "incompetent dipshits carrying bits of willow " )pmsl
laters .......mick :beers:
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Hey you guys turn on your tele's
Looks like your about to win one.
Actually its been a good match, even if you guys at last are kicken ass.
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I'm sorry, but I always get a bit sceptical when a dominate team gets beaten easily by a team that needs a win to make the series seem interesting....
But hey, I'd rather play the poms in the finals than the kiwis'.
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i'm saying nowt cos you just know were gonna f**k up again !! we always do...... pmsl
laters.....mick :beers:
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I was talking to a couple of the young blokes at work yesterday about how bloody good the Aussies are.
I told them not to get too cocky, I'm old enough to remember the '80s when Kim Hughes was the Aussie Captain and we were worse than the Poms are now. In those days England and West Indies were the teams to beat - Australia and New Zealand were in a huge slump.
Now the tables are turned, it's what happens in sport.
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Hey :congrats: you guys actaully won a game of cricket.
Well done.
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The poms flogged the West Indies and Australia in the Beach Cricket........
I reckon that's how ALL cricket should be played.....I actually managed to watch not one but two games straight....
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Hey you guys you beat the Kiwi's, and your into the finals. :beers:
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And now the bstrds are 1 nil up in the finals :banghead:
Well done to the poms......
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:monkeymoon: "snigger *
laters ...mick :beers:
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Same names on the score card, but it was a totally different team playing, I actually enjoyed watching the game, bloody good and entertaining game. Why couldn't they play like this all summer. Foxing maybe. :beers:
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shyte you not the foxing pommie buggers have it won.
Not bad, winning the 1 day series, by winning 4 matches.
You know now I said way back about putting a $ on the poms winning, shyte you not I'm kicking myself now. The odds I could have got on sports bet, I would have made a tidy little sum, with a $1 bet.
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Looks like the poms are going to take something home this summer after all........
I sincerely hope they do.....but we still have the ashes....
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:congrats:
See you at the world cup
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we didnt really want the ashes anyhow !!:yesno:
laters guys ....mick :beers:
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that's alright, since you blokes beat us, the Kiwis have given us an absolute flogging...
beat us by 10 wickets in a one day match....that's right you read that right 10 bloody wickets in a one day match.
Australia were all out for 140 something the Kiwis made 149 without losing a wicket. Then the sheep shaggers came out and flogged us in the next one dayer.
It's alright, we're just lulling everyone in to a false sense of security before the World Cup....
Although as I said before, I'm old enough to remember when Kym Hughes was the Aussie Captain and EVERYONE beat us..... :duh: :duh: