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REGIONAL FORUMS => UNITED KINGDOM/IRELAND => Topic started by: victor55 on May 18, 2005, 07:26:27 AM

Title: quiet site
Post by: victor55 on May 18, 2005, 07:26:27 AM
Gee guys - not much happening in old Blighty or over the sea?

It's as though your UK/IRE team has already lost the test series :monkeymoon:
Title: quiet site
Post by: aussiebandit on May 18, 2005, 07:29:28 AM
That's just not cricket Marty - oh sorry they can't play that very well either.
Title: quiet site
Post by: victor55 on May 19, 2005, 07:02:26 AM
Gidday Mick - yeh and we should not mention the netball.

Hows it going cobber? Oh sorry, I should be on the other forum :monkeymoon:
Title: quiet site
Post by: aussiebandit on May 19, 2005, 09:00:40 AM
Well, we may as well use this one, the Poms don't seem to be.
Title: quiet site
Post by: victor55 on May 20, 2005, 05:32:59 AM
I guess now that it is spring, they are all sitting on the bank of some little river doing a bit of course fishing and eating cucumber sandwiches :lol:
Title: quiet site
Post by: aussiebandit on May 20, 2005, 06:45:19 AM
"Oh, Nigel, did you bring the tea"......
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Post by: billythefish on May 21, 2005, 02:30:15 PM
bugger off you two  :stickpoke:
seems i cant even buy a pint lately without being served by either an aussie or a kiwi.

still for every one of you that comes over here we send 20 spotty teenage backpackers your way  :lol:

 :beers:
Title: quiet site
Post by: Jacknife on May 22, 2005, 04:46:43 AM
Still kicked your ass at Rugby! :monkeymoon:
Title: quiet site
Post by: aussiebandit on May 22, 2005, 06:51:20 AM
Well, that sparked up some activity.....
Title: quiet site
Post by: victor55 on May 23, 2005, 06:38:03 AM
True enough Mick, but they have yet to weather the Lions tours :lol:

Oh, and Billy, there's not a lot wrong with spotty bacpackers as long as they pump a few $ into our miserable economy
Title: quiet site
Post by: aussiebandit on May 23, 2005, 07:03:16 AM
And as long as they go back home......... :lol: Only gagging :lol:
Title: quiet site
Post by: Jacknife on May 23, 2005, 05:30:41 PM
We do help out your economy, I buy Fosters!

No chance of you taken back Rolf Harris? :?:

And give are love to Kylie!
Title: quiet site
Post by: victor55 on May 24, 2005, 06:15:31 AM
Geez Jacknife,

That stuff gives a lot of people the scoot(er)s. Give me a good old fashioned Northern Ale any day. I have a great recipe if you are into brewing :beers:
Title: quiet site
Post by: aussiebandit on May 24, 2005, 06:28:10 AM
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We do help out your economy, I buy Fosters!


Shyte, Jacknife - you obviously don't realise that the reason we export it is because no-one here drinks the stuff, except maybe the light beer drinkers.

As for taking back Rolf Harris, mate you can keep him.

And Kylie, well we all wish her the best.  That's a big call from me, personally I'm not a fan - don't even watch Neighbours.
Title: quiet site
Post by: victor55 on May 24, 2005, 06:48:43 AM
What's this Mick - you don't like Fosters, you don't like Rolf and you don't watch Neighbours -

ARE YOU A KIWI?
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Post by: aussiebandit on May 24, 2005, 06:52:15 AM
NO NO and again NO.

Actually I was born in the land of too and froms - Mum and Dad made the best decision of their, and my, lives and moved to Oz in '70.  I was only 5 so I don't remember much of Pommy Land.
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Post by: Jacknife on May 24, 2005, 03:12:15 PM
Well you only get 1p or 2p a pint as its brewed here on Tyneside! We dont help that much.

I know Auss is a bit backward but Kylie as not been in Neighbours for years, not since the 80's, let me guess you still have a black and white TV, and there's only 1 in the street?
Title: quiet site
Post by: aussiebandit on May 25, 2005, 07:28:39 AM
No, we've got colour TV but no electricity........


It just goes to show how much of a fan I am....I didn't watch it in the 80's and I'm sure a shyte not going to start now.
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Post by: B6mick on May 25, 2005, 08:54:05 AM
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What's this Mick - you don't like Fosters, you don't like Rolf and you don't watch Neighbours -

ARE YOU A KIWI?


No his an aussie, with more than 80% of the grey matter still in working order. But should he buy a volvo, or BMW, starting drinking fosters, buy Rolf albums or watching neighbour, he will automaticlly forfeit at least 60%.  Ya reckon us aussies are bad, the bloody poms import neighbours, now thats not just bad, thats bloody SAD. :stickpoke:
Title: quiet site
Post by: scooter trash on May 25, 2005, 08:56:15 AM
The Mick and Marty show. The best comedy on the worldwide web. You two are hilarious. Thanks. Whose site you taking over next? I’ll be there for a laugh.

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Post by: billythefish on May 25, 2005, 07:29:49 PM
you think importing neighbours is bad.  i was hooked on prisoner cell block H too.  :lol:
ahh give us some grog V  :beers:
Title: quiet site
Post by: victor55 on May 26, 2005, 06:07:18 AM
They (TVNZ) have parallel crap programme called `Shortland Street'.
I wonder if the Poms have imported that too?? :roll:
Title: quiet site
Post by: aussiebandit on May 26, 2005, 06:17:12 AM
Christ -  the Poms must be hard up for quatlity TV - Neighbours, Prisoner...please don't tell me they have Home and Away as well....

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The Mick and Marty show. The best comedy on the worldwide web. You two are hilarious. Thanks. Whose site you taking over next? I’ll be there for a laugh.


Well, as I said earlier in the thread "They're not using it......but at least it sparked some activity".  

Becareful your site-forum may be next :lol:  :lol:
Title: quiet site
Post by: victor55 on May 26, 2005, 06:39:42 AM
We are actually doing the Poms a favour Mick.

You know the old adage - `If you dont use it, it will shrivel up'
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Post by: aussiebandit on May 26, 2005, 07:44:01 AM
So true.

It sort of reminds me of the Monty Python movie - Meaning of Life - you know the corporate pirates - well we're the forum pirates - whose next.
Title: quiet site
Post by: scooter trash on May 26, 2005, 07:51:39 AM
The Canadians don’t seem to be very talkative, informative or otherwise social. Of course it might be a bit early for them to come out of hibernation!
 :beers:
Title: quiet site
Post by: aussiebandit on May 26, 2005, 08:54:04 AM
I think we'll leave the Canadians alone for while, they seem to cop enough from the Yanks.