That's the oposite of the near death experiance I had on the way to work this morn.
Ok, I'll set the scene...
There is wet stuff falling from the sky (I think it's what we used to call rain - and yes I found my wet weather gear)
I'm riding along, at the speed limit - notice the slow truck infront of me in the inside lane, I also notice the car immediately behind it and there is a blue BMW behind me. Roundabout coming, I slow down so the truck can have it to himself, the BMW pulls to the left lane and passes me - I have a quick look (she's 50 and is 'power dressed') she looks at me, breifly. Ok, now I'm through the roundabout the BMW is still beside me, the car immediately behind the truck indicates, the driver looks over his shoulder and sees that I'm a couple of car lengths behind and pulls out and passes the truck - no problems here.
Ok now I'm doing 80km in the wet on dual carriage way (speed limit 80km), I'm closing on the truck and in the right lane about 1 car length back, the BMW in the left lane behind the truck now brakes, brakes, brakes again, she's now in the left lane behind the truck and about to get a real good view the the trailer tyres, I'm now level with the rear quarter panel of the BMW - I can see her face in the wing mirror, she brakes again. I think 'oh good she's seen me', I accelarate slightly to get past quicker, then I notice that she has a mobile phone stuck to her ear. I'm now near the drivers door, I think to myself "something not right - stuff this" and brake - which was fortunate because it was at that precise moment the dumb slut decided to pull out and pass the truck, I hit the horn, flashed the lights, changed down to 3rd, braked (front and rear) gave her the bird and swore profusly - all in a matter of seconds.
And what does the 'power dressed, BMW driving, dumbass slut bitch' do next - raises her hand and waves, she is know driving at 90km on a wet road with no hands and is pulling back into the left lane.
On my way passed I 'gently' tapped on the roof to get her attention, lifted the visor and absolutely gave it to her - her response "Sorry I didn't see you"