Author Topic: I didn't know that kiwi's had webbed feet. (Read 8908 times)

aussiebandit · « **Reply #15 on:** May 26, 2005, 06:09:11 AM »

Yep, SA is Crow Eater country.

It's also well known for it's totally disgusting Beer - strange considering some of the best wines in the world come from there.

victor55 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 26, 2005, 06:17:07 AM »

As Luke Skywalker said to his Dad `My education is incomplete'.
I know about the Banana Benders, Cane Toads, Sandgropers and now the Crow Eaters, but enlighten me on the NT personel and the Vics

aussiebandit · « **Reply #17 on:** May 26, 2005, 06:27:54 AM »

Not sure on the Territory guys, but Victorians are usually referred to as Mexicans, and as for the inhabitants of that amusingly shaped Island south of Victoria I'm not really sure what they're called either. I know they're the butt of a lot of jokes. Similar to the southerners in Yanky Land. You know "My wife is my sisters mother"

Oh..while I remember I was reading Two Wheels and Smith (one of the columnists) referred to Pommy Land as ....."The land of the long white whinge" - which brought more than just a smile to my dial.

victor55 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 26, 2005, 06:34:11 AM »

And mine too Mick.

Hows the weather today - more rain uh!

aussiebandit · « **Reply #19 on:** May 26, 2005, 07:35:58 AM »

No, no more rain - just getting colder. We had 1 and a bit days of drizzle and that's it. I tell you, it's getting pretty bad. I think the worst thing is the Government, both state and Federal, seem more concerned with sending dollars overseas than with helping our farmers.

B6mick · « **Reply #20 on:** May 27, 2005, 01:15:45 AM »

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I think the worst thing is the Government, both state and Federal, seem more concerned with sending dollars overseas than with helping our farmers.

Here Here.
I would have thought it more prudent for goverments of this fine, but seemingly misguilded country to look after its own backyard before, playing goodie twoshoes, to other countries, whom in the past have shown nothing short of total disregard for us and ours.
End Rant, as I fall of me soapbox.
Hey its wet down here, like drrrr

aussiebandit · « **Reply #21 on:** May 27, 2005, 04:11:47 AM »

There was some dick on late night radio, obviously has never been out of Sydney, said

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Farmers get enough already........anyway they don't pay Tax so why should us tax payers give them anything

Ofcourse, SHE was right, some farmers haven't paid income tax for a couple of years. You've got to have an income to pay income tax.

victor55 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 27, 2005, 05:23:57 AM »

The city jet setters really don't have a lot of nouse whe it comes to the real economy, but I suppose a Latte is the most important thing in their little world

We country folk are the backbone of Aus & NZ whatever you say. As an example 60% of this shakey Isles income (if not more) is generated from farmlands, SO

FO Townies

aussiebandit · « **Reply #23 on:** May 27, 2005, 05:55:28 AM »

And 90% of that is sheep, or sheep shagging

Sorry couldn't resist.......

slo coach · « **Reply #24 on:** May 30, 2005, 05:05:06 AM »

Hey Marty...I like Latte..oh and i don't think i have got nouse??
oh shit----i sometimes imagine i'm a jet setter,and and ,oh my i could also be a----a-a-aa townee.

WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN MARTY? ? ? ?

slo coach

victor55 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 30, 2005, 05:58:13 AM »

Do you live in the Southern Zones Sloey??

slo coach · « **Reply #26 on:** May 31, 2005, 04:25:34 AM »

to the east----into the rising sun,opposite the panmure yacht and boating club,on the Ho Che Ming highway.Iv'e actually never had a Latte ln my life, and i know what you mean,but i do enjoy a cup of tea in a cafe bar when out on the bike on a sunday.Do you think its anything to worry about when we sit down for a cuppa thje cafe bars seem to empty out,??

slo coach

victor55 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 31, 2005, 06:54:21 AM »

You want to see the looks that are bandied around in the cafes and eating places that the Ulyssess mob go to.
Can you imagine siting down at a nice comfortable place when a bunch of 50+ bikers (sometimes up to 25 riders + pillions) moves in and takes up the whole joint?
That's when you see a few move out eh!