Who is more Australian?
Two families move from Afghanistan to Australia.
When they arrive the two fathers make a bet. In a year's time whichever
family has become more Australian will win.
A year later they meet again:
The first man says, "My son is playing AFL, I had a meat pie with sauce for
breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a carton of VB, how about you?"
The second man replies, "F*** off towelhead."