AFL season in doubt for 2006

[aussiebandit]

It is likely that the AFL competition for 2006 will have to be
cancelled. Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers are banned, the new IR legislation rules out the Dockers and the avian flu epidemic is
wrecking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and Swans.  Any
transfers to the Cats, Lions, Dogs and Tigers must now be quarantined
for at least 12 months.  Religious vilification laws mean that no one
can legally barrack for the Demons or the Saints.

[Sven]

Gee, I had no idea those of you on the lower berth of the earth were so into Arena Football!  (har har)

[B6mick]

AFL cancelled, oh boohoo.
One could only wish.
Having an AFL footy mad woman
thens there is the twin boys who eat, shyte, breath and sleep AFL footy.