Don't tempt me, Sven.....
however I see Germantown is kind of an ex-urb of Memphis which is a leetle too close to a city for this boy.
CowTown has 1MM+ people and I think I'd like to go back to my roots in a much smaller place about 2 or 3 hours away from a metro-type environment....although all that music in Memphis is certainly a draw. Plus I'm sure that there's plenty of great riding roads around there or within a couple of hours.
As your offer says, though, it'd be temporary, and I do thank you for the offer.
I don't think I'd ever convince SWMBO to move to a place with those temps AND that humidity. My wife's "comfort zone" is ONLY between 68F and 72F with about 80% RH. She'd have to be air conditioned year 'round and that could be a real drain on a retiree's wallet.