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Offline Bandit Jap

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« on: April 22, 2005, 09:44:58 PM »
Finished work at 30 mins past midnight, ride onto my drive.....
Turn off the engine....
Go to put the bike on the stand.....

DROP THE BUGGER ONTO MY WIFES CAR AND PUT A DENT IN THE SIDE!

I have two options as she is not back untill later from a works party..

Lie or say some one hit me when I was parked up in the park earlier today.

What would you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Offline WEINERDOGBONE

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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2005, 09:49:59 PM »
Tell her the truth man. She will murder you if she finds you out later.

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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2005, 09:53:22 PM »
O man Im dead, I will leave you my new boots in my will.

Offline Big Bo

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« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2005, 11:50:47 PM »
Do not lie, tell the truth.
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2005, 12:04:52 AM »
:duh: Whoops!

Don't lie, man! Women always know... I don't know how, but they do.

You -should- be ok -if- you promise to get it fixed ASAP, and actually do it. Maybe. If your lucky.

Say... if not, can you leave me your bike?  :lol:

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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2005, 09:55:06 AM »
Admit it then grovel and tell her how bad you feel. Then hope for the best.
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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2005, 11:08:43 AM »
What size did you say your boots were :bigok:  :wink:
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2005, 11:42:18 AM »
Tell her the truth and give her a good foot massage!! I can get out of about anything with my wife If I perform a stellar massage. :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2005, 11:56:22 AM »
http://dentwiz.com/

As long as the paint wasn't damaged... they can make it so your wife will never know.  

Trust me, I know.   :wink:[/url]


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Re: Dog House!!!!
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2005, 03:20:32 PM »
Quote from: "Bandit Jap"
I have two options

Lie or say some one hit me when I was parked up in the park earlier today.


Isn't option 2 really option 1?

I agree with everyone else... option 3, the truth. While it may get you in hot water, it's not the boiling acid she'll throw on you if you lie and she ever finds out.

Think of it if it was the other way around and she came home late and tired and knocked your bike over with her car while you were away.  Wouldn't you want her to be honest and up front about it?
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2005, 04:50:11 PM »
Lie like a rug............man she can't handle the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Just kidding.  I would fess up, apologize, and offer to have it fixed for her.
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Offline Bandit Jap

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« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2005, 06:38:39 PM »
Well Im still alive and I even told her the truth!

Well sort of.... said it fell off the stand not that I dropped it due to being stupid!

I just cant belive I bloody done it what a fool.

Its not only the bike I love but also the attitude of other bikers its like a big family, My new neighbour who I have never even met is a biker and heard what happend and knocked on my door and gave me his spare mirror rod to replace the one I snapped in my foolish moment.

Getting a bike has opened up a new social life :)

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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2005, 12:56:08 PM »
Quote from: "Bandit Jap"
Well Im still alive and I even told her the truth!

Well sort of.... said it fell off the stand not that I dropped it due to being stupid!

I just cant belive I bloody done it what a fool.

Its not only the bike I love but also the attitude of other bikers its like a big family, My new neighbour who I have never even met is a biker and heard what happend and knocked on my door and gave me his spare mirror rod to replace the one I snapped in my foolish moment.

Getting a bike has opened up a new social life :)


It really does, Its a nice experience when you're pulled over on the hard shoulder scratching your head and wondering why your bike won't go, and most or all of the bikers that pass pull in and ask if they can help.
You dont see that with cagers.
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Offline Swamp Rat

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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2005, 10:27:27 PM »
Uh....what happens if she happens to check your bookmarks and comes to this site? Happens to read about your tactics? Could get real ugly then.
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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2005, 11:19:15 PM »
The thread could disappear if he fears that...
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