Author Topic: How to de-flea your dog (Read 3725 times)

B6mick · « **on:** April 17, 2005, 07:27:44 AM »

Without having to spend vast amounts of hard earned bucks, on chemicals and stuff, so strong and nasty it is reccomened you wear gloves

. Sit the little tacker on the tank, and go for an hour or so blast, making sure you crack and hold the ton, (100MPH) for at least 10 minutes. Any self respecting flea able to hang on, can bloody well live in my dogs coat. Also helps get all that loose dog hair off the dog.

Red01 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 17, 2005, 06:32:45 PM »

But officer, I was just using the Mick Method of de-fleaing my dawg...

aussiebandit · « **Reply #2 on:** April 18, 2005, 04:09:37 AM »

I trust you'd be wearing a full face helmet.

B6mick · « **Reply #3 on:** April 18, 2005, 08:41:20 AM »

Warning

Mutts tend to like this treatment and will go to extreme lengths, to get a de-fleaing treatment every time you fire the bike up.

Ye gods I've created a monster

But one good thing, No one is gonna touch me bike, god his a grumpy little bugger when he thinks he owns the bike.

Normally a little timid fella, with a tendancy, to roll on his back for any chicky babe to rub his belly.

On the bike No No No, a shity little bugger bearing his teeth even at the good looking chicky babes. Little big dogs disease big time, I think he's been talking to his mates, and been told to take up a bad ass biker dog attitude.

dcMinnesota · « **Reply #4 on:** April 18, 2005, 10:03:06 AM »

so i tried this yesterday, but my st bernard mix just couldn't keep his balance on the tank

. plus it was a bit tough to see around him.

PeteSC · « **Reply #5 on:** April 18, 2005, 10:53:11 AM »

DC, you need one of the 'wire haired' varieties.
Then you can just make a tank pad out of a large piece of Velcro, and stick the pooch to the top of it.......

I've seen a couple of dogs riding on the tank of bikes. It looks cute, but I think I'd afraid of hurting the dog in a spill.
Heck with me.....

scooter trash · « **Reply #6 on:** April 18, 2005, 01:30:26 PM »

HOW TO BATHE A CAT

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water -- a strong industrial solvent often works best -- and lift both lids.
3. Pick up the cat and soothe him as you carry him toward the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lids (someone may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape)
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power wash and rinse' which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people or other obstacles between the toilet and the outdoors.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat, now exceedingly clean, will rocket out of the house at warp speed.

Sincerely yours,
the Dog.