God Bless America

[B6mick]

Well here I sit, carn’t ride no more, the hernias, are just to damned painfull, so I’m stuck looking at Beau, and the efen stupid box, and the 48 channels of crap within it.

What can I say, Jerry efen Springer, is it true this guy was a politician over state side? Fark our pollies don’t look so bad after all. Do they pay these people to perform freak acts on tv, or do the freaks pay to perform on tv?

Jeez its efen sad, I've seen all the repeats of repeats, I'm almost able to recite word for word every line, on just about every show.

I wish they would just hurry up and do this operation, before I go totally round the twist.

[smooth operator]

  Don't watch Jerry Springer or the freaks he puts on display.

[Red01]

What can I say, Jerry efen Springer, is it true this guy was a politician over state side?

Yes, it's true, the Pommie-born whacko was the Mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Springer

[B6mick]

What can I say, Jerry efen Springer, is it true this guy was a politician over state side?

Yes, it's true, the Pommie-born whacko.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Springer

Hey I knew way down deep there was something I had in common with him.

Pommie born whacko

[PitterB4]

I've seen him interviewed a couple times.  He's actually a very intelegent, engaging guy - very likeable when he's not "on" for the show.  He's just figured out a way to make a boatload of money over a long, long period of time. 

[B6mick]

I've seen him interviewed a couple times.  He's actually a very intelegent, engaging guy - very likeable when he's not "on" for the show.  He's just figured out a way to make a boatload of money over a long, long period of time. 

Arh ha, so the freaks pay him to be on his show...................... is this a legal scam? seems way to easy. Then again you would have to find them, and then get them to depart with their money..... Does he reuse the freaks in differnt clothing?......... I sure I just seen a he freak, dressed in womens clothing, who last week was trailer park trash, woman bashing pimp.
But I could be wrong, you know how all you yanks, look a lot alike to us aussies

[PitterB4]

No, I didn't mean he gets paid by the people on his show.  He just makes a lot of money off of the show's popularity.

[aussiebandit]

it's a good thing we don't have freaks like them in Oz

[B6mick]

No, I didn't mean he gets paid by the people on his show.  He just makes a lot of money off of the show's popularity.

Sorry Rob I'm being a total smart ass, yes it because of the boredom I'm suffering from.
The efen hernias have me laid up, and not being able to do sweet F all, so what is left of my pain  riddelled mind, is petty well, lets just say all F*#*#D up.