make fun of me please

[b4cruz]

I haven't taken a real fall yet in my b4
but i have a slew of stupid drops at a stop;
in my driveway and garage from just being tired stupid ect.
I want to make it public to shame and humiliate
myself so I won't do it anymore

the latest was last night at a party
everyone loved the b4 - wanted a ride,
even with all the scrathes and scuffs and ducktape
they still thought it sexy

So before I leave a friend of ours who happens to be a stripper
has had enough drinks to be overly friendly and giddy. She asks
for a ride round the block.  After some big hugs and kisses she puts
on my helmet and a friend's jacket over her stellettos; they actually fit well on the footpegs.  I warm up the bike and she hops on.

She's screaming and laughing and loving it; her first time on a bike.
I slowly realize I'm acting stupid too.  I'm giddy from her holding me tight and I also realized that the cigar I had earlier was masking how much liqour I had consumed.  So at our first stop she giggles around too much, I can't compinsate for the weight, put my foot down at a bad angle and lose my balance.  She gets off the bike, but i'm at too low of angle to regain myself and slowly drop the bike.  I pull the bike up quicker then I ever did; I guess I just got so used to doing it, slap myself for being so stupid and fire up the bike.  I start concentrating more on the extra weight instead of the extra sexual organs behind me and we ride on as she screams, laughs and enjoys herself.

So please feel free to shame and humiliate me
I need to better dicipline myself
I have enough scrathes and dings
and practice at lifting a bike on its side

[cb400bill]

Well, the first dumb thing you did was to drink and ride.  With a passenger.  

The next dumb thing you did was to not post pictures of the stripper.

[B6mick]

No I shall not.

You did a good enough job , all by yourself.


And of course, I'm only jealous, because the strippers on the back of your bike and not mine. (oops, hope the minister of war didn't hear that )


 

[Desolation Angel]

[PeteSC]

You were lucky.   Nobody got hurt.   You didn't get caught, or worse......realize "I'm drunk" when  a cop tried to stop you, and then think, "Gee, I bet I can outrun this cop on my Bandit 400 with the stripper on the back..."  

 5 years ago I rode the bike to meet a buddy at Road Atlanta to watch some amateur races.
 It was JUly, and hot, and I stopped and bought a 12 pack on the way.
  I think we drank 3 beers an hour while we were at the track, and didn't eat anything.
  Later that afternoon, I was 30 miles away from the track, sitting at a stoplight on the way home, and it suddenly dawned on me "Hey you dumbarse, you're still drunk!   You drank 11 beers in 4 hours, and had nothing to eat, and now you're riding a motorcycle."
   Luckily at that intersection there were a couple of fast food places.  I pulled in and got a burger, and killed some time....walked around, etc.
 I also called my buddy, since he was in the same shape as I was.....and riding home,also.

  I heard a rumour that your ability to reason and make judgement is dilluted by alcohol.....


   (We still want pictures of the stripper.....)

[Robbieukb12]

Well at least you both were ok,
 we all do stupid thinks when are brains are in our dicks   . I hope you at least got laid  


Robbie

[b4cruz]

sorry no pictures, my friend has photographed her proper though
do not click if you feel you may be offended
http://ajimage.com/portraits%20nycole%20index.htm

yeah I normally watch my drinking, its just the heavy cigar buzz really masked how much I really drank.  After the passenger ride I stayed out in the cold air for another hour before I rode home.  You really can tell how lame your body and brain is working more on a bike than anything else.

[billybandit]

Hmm I really don't agree with drink driving, but you're just putting yourself at risk on a bike really, it's a lot more responsible than with a car! Still shouldn't do it.






So....




...did you give 'er a good beefing?

[Desolation Angel]

I have a comment, but I wouldn't want it interpreted as profanity and porno.

I guess it's OK to say she is quite pretty.  I would have posed her anywhere but a laundromat, though.

No more drinking and driving, dude.

[Red01]

After you gave her a ride, did she return the favor?  

Old guys like me need to live vicariously thru you youngsters.  

[Mongo]

[b4cruz]

she's a freind, not something to hit officially anyway
she had her heart set on a male stripper that was at the partty that night

as far as the responses you guys are really entertaining me more than schooling me.  Not offended by any of the comments at all. but we should try to moderate ourselves for the young riders and the riders reading this page at work.  Also, I promise to make sure I am sober and awake everytime I ride from here on out.

i feel like i'm cheating using my cheap bike to get girls
strippers are fun when you don't know them
its cool when she goofs on us all
but it'd be humiliating knowing her as a real person
and then her going to work and treating you like another perverted trick

sbtext = also can be read as:
I was much shorter and less built than the male stripper at the party. she's got me by like 5 inches with the stellettos she wore that night the same ones from the laundrymat.

[Mongo]

OK is this one better or at least it might make you think!

[Red01]

Sounds like you know what you did wrong and are willing to do the right thing and admit to your error and commit to not repeating it, so why should we beat on you?
You're learning from your mistake.  

[PeteSC]

We'll gladly beat up on you if you do it again.  Feel better?