Author Topic: One liners to "When are you gonna get a REAL bike?" (Read 9038 times)

Red01 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 12, 2006, 10:59:56 PM »

Not only a monster thread, but one good enough to cross-over to another board without your help!

Now I'm especially glad I gave credit where it was due.
Not that I would ever take credit for something I didn't come up with.

Big Bo · « **Reply #16 on:** January 13, 2006, 12:35:38 PM »

I just ask, do YOU ride?

Or, she has a vibrator.

Wow, nice bike.

oldandslow · « **Reply #17 on:** January 13, 2006, 11:26:33 PM »

Quote from: "Red01"

"I got two for about the same money you paid for one.
"

Variation on the theme - I usually say something like, "Wow, my bike costs less than all the chrome you've got on yours!"

Hilariously, they always think it's a compliment!

aussiebandit · « **Reply #18 on:** January 14, 2006, 07:28:09 AM »

Recently in Oz they did a test on a race track between a $450,000 Porche and an $18,000 GSXR 1000 - The GSXR won. The magazines that covered the event - one Motorcycle the other car both noted that

"For the price of the Bike you could just about replace the brakes on the Porche"

Red01 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 16, 2006, 07:02:56 PM »

Dayum! That's some expensive brakes!!!

Buzter · « **Reply #20 on:** January 16, 2006, 11:55:09 PM »

Yea, this little homo at work ALWAYS used to say that to me. I would just say yea, real slow. I really think harleys are gay, Most can't believe but it. I've never understood the appeal of a slow sloppy motorcycle. The clothes are cool though.....heehee. I probably wouldn't feel this way quite as much but the attitude that goes with them. It's like somebody trying to convince you to eat a bowl full of crap and tell you it tastes great. I mean what am I missing.

Bazza · « **Reply #21 on:** January 17, 2006, 01:06:30 AM »

The guy says to me....

When you going to buy a real bike?

I ask, what kind of bike is that?

He says H.D. of course.

I say... Why would I want one of those?

He says.. (with a real serious look) I would want one just so I could go on the HD organized rides & hang out with Harley owners.

I ask...Why would I want to do that?

He walks away shaking his head.

aussiebandit · « **Reply #22 on:** January 17, 2006, 05:04:08 AM »

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Yea, this little homo at work ALWAYS used to say that to me. I would just say yea, real slow. I really think harleys are gay, Most can't believe but it.

If you want proof, check out the "how gay are you" thread in the Off Topic Forum

scooter trash · « **Reply #23 on:** January 17, 2006, 03:14:46 PM »

I have used this one;

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"I have one in my garage, but I wanted to ride fast today."

And I have a bumper sticker for the bandit that says:

"MY other Motorcycle is a Harley"

suzbnd12 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 17, 2006, 04:05:11 PM »

How 'bout:

If I wanted a bike that ran, handled, braked and vibrated like a Harley-Davidson, I would go out and buy me a riding lawn tractor!!!!!!!!

lmao_37 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 20, 2006, 05:36:27 AM »

you mean that you can get a responce from a hd rider i thought they were to busy poking there noses in the air

in the uk most riders nod when they pass each other except hd riders
there noses are always pointing to the sky

the only coment i have ever had was from an R1 rider his question was ''where you riding today'' i said ''london'' hes reply was ''on that'' all i said was ''at least i can walk with out lookin like i s*** myself at the other end'' with that he rode off. i live 250 miles from london and the sun was shining a great day for a ride i enjoyed every min of it

PeteSC · « **Reply #26 on:** January 21, 2006, 10:09:50 PM »

That's a question that always makes me friends!
I've been known to reply with something less than friendly, but, it if they are dressed up in the chaps and leather stuff, I usually make a reference that isn't it nice they can dress up to ride, and be dressed appropriately for their favorite leather bar at the same time!

smooth operator · « **Reply #27 on:** January 23, 2006, 08:00:10 AM »

I've answered that one befor to, just said " I can get the same ride at home on the John Deere." For as loud as they are they don't move very fast,but its a good thing because they don't stop fast either.

Banned it. · « **Reply #28 on:** January 23, 2006, 10:07:03 PM »

Aquaintance of mine bought a new Fatboy last year, as he had just gained his m/c license I kindly offered to drive it home from the dealer for him.
He politely pointed out that you don't drive motorcycles. I just grinned and said you drive tractors whether they have 2 wheels or 4. He went quiet.

KX5000 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 28, 2006, 02:10:29 PM »

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He politely pointed out that you don't drive motorcycles. I just grinned and said you drive tractors whether they have 2 wheels or 4. He went quiet.

Now you did it, I have milk shootin outa my nose now!!!