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Offline junior627

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« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2005, 02:42:48 PM »
That is the ugliest piece of monkey crap I have ever seen. Maybe this will finally be the straw to break the camel's back and get this show off the air.
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« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2005, 04:56:24 PM »
God it's really getting bad guys. Those "choppers" are starting to look a little cookie cutter like. Hi lets make a chopper. I know! I know! We'll use only dinosaur V-Twin Engines, we need to paint it jellybean colours, It has to have a sh!t riding position and we need to extend the forks! No-ones ever done that!!! What's next??? An "Al-Queda" themed bike with fake dynamite attached to it and "Allah Akhbar" in arabic writing on the side? Maybe we'll call it "L'il Jihad!" Let's see how ugly and offensive we can get while still using the same tired look that hasn't changed in 40 years! The only real "choppers" out there nowadays are ratbikes, for example www.ratbike.org has some real "beauts". :-) The whole idea of a chopper is to take a stock bike and "chop" off some parts to make it lighter and add your own parts to it. Well that's how it first started anyway. I would call these bikes more "custom" than choppers. While some of those ratbikes look like homemade sh!t at least there is more inovation, originality and engineering that all of those "choppers" I've seen so far(Check out the wood bike!). It seems like these bikes are taylor-made for the RUB's out there trying to re-live there easy rider years. Hell, at least they can afford it!! The only bikes I've seen that sort of capture the spirit and have semi-sane riding positions is Exile cycles. But even then they seem a little over-priced. Oh well to each his own I guess.


I still lament the day my friend and I sold that Maxim 650 we we're going to turn into a dirt bike. Man that would have been one hell of a hill climber!

As far as this space shuttle bike is concerned, that's one piece of space junk I'd like to see burn up on re-entry!!!

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« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2005, 05:07:07 PM »
Don't know if anyones said it yet, but

Housten we have a problem

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« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2005, 05:09:08 PM »
LOL! Billy should have thought of that one.

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« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2005, 06:17:18 PM »
I like the show, it's entertaining to watch the father/son play head games with each other...  kinda fun to see what ideas they try to make work also...

That shuttle bike is one of their ugly ones...

I liked the Army Apache bike and the Snap-on Tools bike themes the best....

Shak's huge bike was kinda strange, and Will Smith's I-Robot bike was kinda neat.

They had one theme with a lawnmower based engine I thought was a fresh way of doing it, it sounded good with open pipes (like a big twin).
 
I think the Statue of liberty theme was a completely copper plated bike (instead of chrome)--talk about a nightmare to keep polished for shows...


They're all just show bikes with power anyway, mostly for themes or people with way too much money and not enough riding experience to know any better.

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« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2005, 06:29:01 PM »
thats awful..........
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« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2005, 11:55:57 PM »
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Is it just me, or are all of their bikes beginning to look like something that even the Hot Wheels designers would take a pass on?

the only accessory available is the Red "zip strip" that you insert next to the rear wheel and yank out to spin the rear wheel up  before you set it on the floor and let it rip. :motorsmile:
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« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2005, 02:14:55 PM »
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What???  No Curb Feelies?
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« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2005, 02:44:48 PM »
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Is it just me, or are all of their bikes beginning to look like something that even the Hot Wheels designers would take a pass on?


That is exactly what I was thinking.  It is definitely the most cheesy project I have ever seen coming from them.  They did one for the F-22 Raptor theme and looks pretty sharp.
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« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2005, 04:45:22 PM »
I bet the bike costs as much as the space shuttle program too!

Unlike the shuttle, that bike is definitly NOT out of this world!  Just kidding, and sorry for the lame joke, but I couldn't resist.!   :monkeymoon:
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« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2005, 04:55:02 PM »
With something that ugly being described as a work of art, I am begining to shudder at the thought of America owning nuclear weapons.

Butt ugly, hideous, and even I couldn't drink that thing pretty.

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« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2005, 06:47:51 PM »
About those Exile bikes, yeah, I really like those and I couldn't believe those Duncanville, Texas boys won the competition with Exile and the Aussie fellow.  Some sort of build off I saw.

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« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2005, 03:51:42 AM »
I'm a fan of the show, liked some of the bikes they've done, but generally choppers/cruisers are not my thing.  

I can appreciate a good looking bike,
I can understand why choppers/cruisers appeal to some people,
I admire the amount of work and detail on some of the creations they've come up with but.......

                                THAT BIKE LOOKS LIKE SHTYE

I can't believe the boys at OCC created it - unless it's a Mikey Bike.
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« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2007, 04:58:03 AM »
over here in new zealand we get heaps of those little 100 cc mini choppers made in china as direct rip-offs of occ bikes. the spider, the jet etc. Even the slave factories of outer mongolia are going to give this turkey a miss though!
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« Reply #29 on: January 19, 2007, 10:31:02 AM »
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BAD,BAD,BAD :gagme:  :gatlin


I've seen pics of it before, I second the motion.
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