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Offline PeteSC

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« on: June 05, 2005, 12:21:33 PM »

US News

Motorcycle tricks result in arrest
Jun 1, 2005, 0:55 GMT
 
 
 

BURTON, MI, United States (UPI) -- A Flint teenage motorcyclist picked the wrong time and the wrong place to do the wrong things Monday.

The 19-year-old unidentified man was part of a Burton, Mich., church motorcycle group participating in the city`s Memorial Day parade. But his trouble started when he decided to do some "doughnuts" and "burnouts" -- making his tire smoke -- with his motorcycle about 2:30 p.m., the Flint (Mich.) Journal reported

The man lost control of his motorcycle and dropped the machine only three feet from the crowd watching the parade, the newspaper said. Three Burton officers witnessed the incident and arrested him for reckless driving.

Then the officers discovered the motorcycle had been reported stolen in Burton last July. The investigation was continuing Tuesday.

 


  Gee,  I wonder if he got thrown out of 'Stuntah Foolz for Jesus' after that? :duh:
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Offline Airmotive

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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2005, 12:24:42 PM »
So just in case riding my stolen motorcycle in a parade didn't get me enough attention, I think I'll do a few squid-tricks...just to make SURE all eyes are on me...and my stolen ride.  :duh:
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2005, 12:50:08 PM »
"But Judge, I FOUND this motorcycle, and was on the way to drop it off at the police station, when I came across the parade...." :shock:
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2005, 06:46:10 AM »
:duh: amazing! what a genius

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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2005, 01:07:31 PM »
The best part is that he was with a church group!  He can probably claim the devil made him do it and get out of it!