Uh, if she couldn't survive a pothole in MSF....

[Ronin]

For more advanced classes, dump a load of sand and gravel, throw out a few dead opossums, pour a few puddles of Mobil One here and there, and hire some 4 and 5 year olds to run out from behind things unexpectedly. Oh, and rent a couple of pit bulls with a distaste for loud noises to chase the trainees. That's training!

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!

Oh, and Jackknife, I have a few people I'd like to have signed up for the white card please.

Maybe we should just hire this guy.  

[devildog0]

When I took the MSF course the parking lot that we did it in was small.... very small. Probably about a 1/4 size of a football field or so or at least it seemed that small and there was gravel all over it.  At the end of the parking lot where we were doing our braking test past the last set of cones was this kind of gravel "pit" if you went past the last set of cones you hit this pit and had to deal with it.

[rider123]

When I took my course the bikes were half broken from winners trying to enjoy the "novelty" of clutches and it rained the whole damn weekend. If we didn't pass it was our own damn fault not the instructors who had the patience of Jobe with some of the winners we had in our class. Fourtunatly I knew how to ride so the instructors took me aside and just said go through the motions and let the other guys learn which was fine by me I just wanted the insurance discount. We had one lady who I'd swear was trying to go around corners like a dirt track racer! She would put her leg out and hit the back brake and skid around the turn even though we were only going 20 mph max arounda gentle turn. Never figured that one out, I just got scared of her and stayed the hell away from anywhere near she was driving. I would counter sue in court for the hell of it saying she was too dumb to take the course in the first place and get her to take an IQ test to prove it. Or at least have witness' to prove how dumb she was on the course. Shouldn't be too hard. Also you could counter sue claiming her suit was frivolous and causing hardship to the other students in the course. Hell get the whole class to sue her for phucking up THEIR course. I'm not sure how some people survive winters with this kind of stupidity.