WOW!!! A Really Good Buyer !!!

[Old_n_Slow]

I thought you guys might get a kick out of this. I put my Bandit on Craigslist this morning and got this response...

""Dear Seller,
 
    My name is Allen Jacky am from United State.... I will like to buy this item form you to show interested in me by buying it from you to my Company in which i can know the condition of this item from you, i will be much pleased if you could email me with some available pictures of the item,and will you be accepting a cashier's check/certified check as a mode of payment?
 
If so kindly email me with the final asking price for it and also include your {fullname,address,city,state,zipcode,country,contact phone number and price item selling} where you want the payment to be send to.Kindly get back to me with the information requested below so that we can proceed with the payment as soon as possible.
 
Kindest Regards. "


Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do this right now!!!   

[Barbarian]

Reads like English is his third language... Or he's been struck by the sword of inappropriate propositions.

[Red01]

Have him send the check to G. Walker Bush, 1600 Pennsyvania Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20500 

[Have Blue]

I dont think that will work.  It appears the buyer IS G.W. Bush.

Blue  :-)

Have him send the check to G. Walker Bush, 1600 Pennsyvania Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20500 

[Red01]

  My bad... I didn't know that "Allen Jacky " was one of Dubya's alter egos.
  for fillin' me in. 

[H2RICK]

Or he's been struck by the sword of inappropriate propositions.

Wow!!! I didn't even know they made weapons like that !!!
Barbarian, you're such a literate kidder.
Keep up the great work.....seriously. 

[Barbarian]

Whoopsie, I made a typo.
It's the Sword of inappropriate prEpositions

[H2RICK]

Yep, I wondered when I was going to receive that "inappropriate proposition"......and who I was going to get it from.....
 
Great Freudian slip there, Barbarian.....