ya, don't be surprised that what the shops are like, at least in my experience, so it's not just you.
You'll learn a lot trying it yourself, and while I know nothing about the B400 there's a few gurus here who I'm sure could help you with the specific issues.
Personally I'd take the bike home,
clean the carbs
check the spark plugs
check that all the hoses to the carb and petcock are connected properly...
and then try it again, that would get some of the easy issues out of the way, thats how I'd approach it anyway.
Let us know how it goes!