Let me guess...
You must be...
Getting ready to WRENCH?
I used to know an Uncle Mikey. He Googled all his thread answers and pretended to be an ichthyologist. You know, no one will understand this thread.
Howard's on here sometimes, too, but I can't remember his user name.
You have no Bandit. Why are you bothering me at my one last refuge from insanity?