Aint life efen grand.
Yeh I know I havn’t stuck me efen head in for a while, so slap me, oh stop for f*#* sake stop I’m starting to enjoy it.
Yeh I know the bloke who couldn’t go a couple of days with out his bandit alley fix. I’m sorry 2 little kiddies, a new house, well a old house, to be truthful it’s a reno’s delight.
So I’ve been renoing, ok inside outside, underside overside, plus the normal shyte, working, etc, etc, etc. Ya get the picture I’m sure.
Well last weekend I said f*#* it all I’m going fishing. So me and a mate from way back when, hit the road, in lure of the big assed brown or rainbow trout. Cough efen cough, well at least a bad days fishing is always betta than good days work. And efen good thing for that, cause one can now walk across the mighty Goulburn river, needless to say not a fish caught not even a nibble.
Well while one was out, the catch of a lifetime was out looking at spending that hard earned dollar, on noless than a new LCD widescreen tv. Hey aint that 2 year old, ok 3 year old 83 cm cathode ray tv good enough, says he smacking himself on the back of the head. So yes she bought it.
So this weekend, a long weekend here in Oz, is spent on a Major service for the work van, mutter efen mutter, 4 efen hour of cursing and swearing to replace 6 heater hoses, never mind the grazed efen knuckles, and the broken god damn fingernail,( Now don’t you start ducky). So with that done its focus on the living room, mount the new TV on the new u bute wall mount brackets, oh yeh, 3 hours later 2 trips back to the hardware (bunnings), oh shyte now I’ve done this I guess I’ve got to mount up the brackets for the 5.1 sound system, and the Hard drive recorder.
Yep its done, and if I don’t say so myself it don’t look to bloody bad. So 3 maybe 4 or is it 5 large glasses of my favorite Banrock Station Cab/Merlot, and 11 songs into AC/DC stiff upper lip DVD, I’m feeling pretty happy with myself, the weather is shyte and our pad rocks….
Now if all the annoying shyte would just go away, hmmm another glass may help, well F*#* it, it aint gonna hurt now is it. Stand bye for the day the annoying shyte gets an airing, oh yeh the step daughter has now turned 13, oh shyte you not, I feel sorry for any father of a 13 yearold daughter, try being a stepfather to one
…. Betta go get another red cya……
I'm off to watch Ozzie live DVD at level 50 on the volume scale, F*#* em all, payback time mick style.....