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Offline B6mick

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WooHooo
« on: March 31, 2008, 01:51:23 AM »
At Last, releif is in sight, finally got to see the surgeon, bugger me (no Don't, I'm really not like that) they are going to put me under the knife, yes I'm actually looking forward to it.
Yes thats right, I'll be so efen glad to done with these bloody hernias. And with a little bit of luck next week.

Remember when ya was a kid and ya used to wish weeks would fly by, for shyte like school holidays, christamas, birthdays etc. Well I'm wishing the week away, just like a little kid.
Foot loose and fancy free.
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Re: WooHooo
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008, 02:40:38 AM »
Wow, don't that ball once ya get the f*#*er rolling, efen roll quick. I'm booked in for next wednesday, yeha...... :clap:
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Re: WooHooo
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2008, 07:02:52 AM »
Best of luck mate, let us know how it goes - no I don't want pics
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Re: WooHooo
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 04:22:56 AM »
Thanks Mick will do.

Should be pretty straight forward, famous last words.

Ok heres a quick run down, no pics.

Option 1, Cut the skin a the sites of the hernia, push hernias back in stitch abdominal wall back together. Draw back, 20% chance of the stitches failing and getting the hernias back.
6 to 10 weeks off work to recover.
My reaction to the surgeon, F off.

Option 2 Cut skin at hernia site push hernia back in sew a mesh on to the wall.
Brawback 1 to 2% chance of hernia coming back 20% chance of bleeding, and infection, and damage to the old family jewels, and action down stairs coming to a hault, 4 to 6 weeks off.
My reaction to the surgeon, F off I have no 1 thanks.

Then good option 3, phew the bugger had me worried, No sex frig, take me flaming bikes too, why don't ya.

Option 3, keyhole job with mesh sewn in from the inside, less than 1% chance of hernias coming back, best odds so far. No chance of infection, or bleeding, no chance of stuffing me sex life, 2 to 3 weeks off. Now ya talking Doc....... Book me in ASAP for nothing but the best thank you. And he did...... Roll on wednesday............. Cut me ya F*#*#r cut me.
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Re: WooHooo
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 01:38:36 AM »
Sounds like you are going to enjoy it :lol: :lol: :lol: all the best you will soon be able to walk straight again

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Re: WooHooo
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2008, 02:16:33 AM »
I have to say none of that sounds particularly pleasing, although option 3 certainly sounds the best.  Makes my vasectomy sound tame.
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Re: WooHooo
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2008, 09:01:12 AM »
If they only give you local anesthetic you can watch the whole show on colour tv .
  Anyway hope it all goes well .
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Re: WooHooo
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2008, 06:27:20 AM »
I'm back.....................
No friggen hernias either.
Came of the table about 5.30pm yesterday.....................
Woke up about 6.30pm......... but was zonked out real bad. Mighty good shyte that stuff..... what ever it was.........
Must have been still working when I got up this morning for a piss and shower, and was feeling really really good, ate a cooked breakfast,( these private hospitals aint half bad :bigok: )
then after lunch, wow, then what ever has been coursing through my viens stopped working.

OOOOuch I'm starting to feel my gutz has been though a train wreck :annoy:.
But my balls don't hurt :grin:
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Re: WooHooo
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2008, 05:48:43 PM »
Hi Mick
   Glad to hear it all went well.
The only problem with that good stuff is you start timiing the nurses coming around with the shots but its good gear allright :lol:
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Re: WooHooo
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2008, 09:01:08 PM »
Hi mick glad it all went right, be back on the bike before you know it Graham

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Re: WooHooo
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2008, 09:17:51 PM »
Thanks Guys. Still a bit sore around the old belly button where they went in ( keyhole 4 sites), but all in all starting to feel pretty damned good. And have had no need for pain releif since lunch time the morning after the op...

Hi mick glad it all went right, be back on the bike before you know it Graham

I went into the shed a couple of times during the day yesrerday, spent a little time at the bench, polishing the REX fork brace, and to be honest I reckon when the minister of war heads out tomorrow for footy, I just might fire up the REX and take a short and slow ride up the mountain just because I can, the weather is going to be perfect they tell me. :motorsmile: One attitude ajustment coming up. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: WooHooo
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2008, 07:35:00 AM »
Missed out on my attitude adjustment, it pissed down rain and hail for most of the day.
Carn't sat I'm to upset about the rain either, we really do need it. And I'm really really sore, but i'm getting betta day by day. I even was able to drive the van today without my gutz hurting steering the sucker...... :wink: But I must say with the little fella going to play group for nearly a whole day on wednesdays, if the weather was to come good, one would have to think about heading up the river for a relaxing ride and fish for a trout or 2. Fark I could learn to hate this getting betta stuff :wink:
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Re: WooHooo
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2008, 06:58:29 AM »
The only problem with getting betta is they want you to go back to work just when you're getting good at getting betta which ain't that good


   or something like that

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Re: WooHooo
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2008, 10:02:46 PM »
The only problem with getting betta is they want you to go back to work just when you're getting good at getting betta which ain't that good


   or something like that

Don't worry about that the minister of war has already droppped the big hint about returning to work next week :duh:
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Re: WooHooo
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2008, 06:44:46 AM »
The only problem with getting betta is they want you to go back to work just when you're getting good at getting betta which ain't that good


   or something like that

Don't worry about that the minister of war has already droppped the big hint about returning to work next week :duh:

glad you're on the mend bloke - now remember to pencil in next years Once Bitten
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