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Offline LowRyter

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Beware of Biker Split in Two
« on: January 18, 2007, 06:46:57 PM »
These are gross pictures and it's hittingthe e-mails today....not for the squeemish.
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Offline Desolation Angel

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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2007, 12:07:03 PM »
Link to the pics, if you have one?  I'm always game for a good gross-out.

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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2007, 06:13:54 PM »
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Offline Dragbike

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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2007, 09:19:40 PM »
I had a friend tell me yesterday that they saw the pics online some where. I will give him a call and find out where. When he was telling me how bad it was and that I ride alot, I just said oh well some folks just don't have good sense and/or ability. Now you all got me wandering????
I ask him where he saw them at.
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Offline aussiebandit

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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2007, 07:19:29 PM »
There's been lots of these so called pictures around for a few years.

The majority of them are fake and either a complete mock up or a photo shop job.

I've had non riding friends say "See that's what's going to happen to you" - my reply is usually something like

"Get phucked.....I'd rather die on my bike doing something I love than die an old man of nothing"
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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2007, 06:43:16 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2007, 07:22:57 PM »
Quote from: "CWO4GUNNER"
I agree. The only problem is you don't always die from biking, sometimes they just snip off a leg.



That's why God created Trikes......
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Offline B6mick

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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2007, 06:01:51 AM »
And we could be sleeping peacefully in our beds tonight and a efen big jumbo jet, might try a landing on our roofs.
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« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2007, 06:55:03 AM »
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And we could be sleeping peacefully in our beds tonight and a efen big jumbo jet, might try a landing on our roofs.


Not in sunny downtown Wagga bloody Wagga they won't.....
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Offline Red01

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« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2007, 09:41:38 AM »
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Quote from: "B6mick"
And we could be sleeping peacefully in our beds tonight and a efen big jumbo jet, might try a landing on our roofs.


Not in sunny downtown Wagga bloody Wagga they won't.....


No, just a touch & go.  :stickpoke:
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« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2007, 10:55:46 PM »
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Quote from: "aussiebandit"
Quote from: "B6mick"
And we could be sleeping peacefully in our beds tonight and a efen big jumbo jet, might try a landing on our roofs.


Not in sunny downtown Wagga bloody Wagga they won't.....


No, just a touch & go.  :stickpoke:


Mate if a efen big jumbo came that close to Wagga bloody Wagga, then the pilot is either very very lost, or a women is doing the navigating :grin:  :grin:


I apologise for the above comment and hope it hasn't unduely offended anyone.  Oh, and please don't tell 'The Treasurer'....
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« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2007, 12:00:30 PM »
What if the pilot is a Pommie?  :wink:

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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2007, 02:55:49 PM »
I have the pics... there are 10 of them. Look real to me... there is some entrails but suprisingly little blood. The guy is definitely cut cleanly in half, looks like a KTM he was riding.

I don't think they'd be allowed on  Photobucket, and I won't post them here. I don't have any way to link them either.
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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2007, 03:49:41 PM »
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Offline B6mick

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« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2007, 04:06:31 AM »
Ok aussie a jumbo landing on your roof is highly unlikely, but how about c130 instead, or maybe something a whole lot faster, and fitted with afterburn :wink: efen old f111s have been known to fall outta the sky :bomb:
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