Author Topic: Cow sent to prison/Colombia (Read 4713 times)

PeteSC · « **on:** August 21, 2005, 10:32:15 AM »

Cow sent to prison
20/08/2005

A cow has been thrown in jail in Colombia after it was deemed that it had been responsible for causing an accident.

The hapless bovine beast was walking along a road in Giron, minding its own business, when it was hit by a woman on a motorbike.

While the biker was not badly hurt, the police decided the cow was a danger to the public, and arrested it.

Until the police can find out who owns the cow, they have decided to stick it in custody, keeping it locked in the town's prison.

With irrefutable logic, a police spokesperson reasoned: "If it was a person who caused the accident, he or she would be behind bars, so why not a cow?"

Slider · « **Reply #1 on:** August 22, 2005, 01:48:33 AM »

Is this police COWardice?
Maybe it was MOOOving slow.

Well, I've milked this as much as I can.

Butter sign off.

PeteSC · « **Reply #2 on:** August 22, 2005, 08:31:24 AM »

The cow's been a model prisoner, and they'd release it for good behavior.........except they're kind of getting used to the milk.

Landry · « **Reply #3 on:** August 22, 2005, 10:48:13 AM »

Disgraceful!

That honest, milk-yielder will come out of prison a changed bovine, I tell ya'!!

Tattoos, cigarettes, a criminal knowledge . . . that cow's now set to live a life of crime. Sad.

They should eat it now, before it becomes a criminal burden on the state.

carloseuromotor · « **Reply #4 on:** August 22, 2005, 02:20:56 PM »

Juass, juas, juass...........

Spanish,s cow in jail

Landry · « **Reply #5 on:** August 22, 2005, 02:54:05 PM »

You'd think they'd paint them striped, like a zebra. Makes them easier to spot in the corral after they go AWOL.

ratbike05 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 22, 2005, 06:18:45 PM »

C'mon guys, it was a MOOving violation!

mike · « **Reply #7 on:** August 22, 2005, 06:27:49 PM »

How would you like to be the cellmate/stall cleaner ? Guard!!! The cow crapped all over my bunk again!

carloseuromotor · « **Reply #8 on:** August 22, 2005, 06:56:23 PM »

The spanish bandits are formulating plans to release to their friend, the prisoner cow at Columbia jail.......

....it continued....

Red01 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 22, 2005, 09:41:55 PM »

PeteSC · « **Reply #10 on:** August 22, 2005, 09:47:59 PM »

Carlos, if the cow can climb that wall, and ride pillion on a Bandit....
I WANT A PICTURE!!

Big Bo · « **Reply #11 on:** August 23, 2005, 03:45:12 AM »

Sounds like some mooo-ore crap from California.

chupacabra · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2005, 05:57:57 AM »

Thats UTTERLY ridicules!

Ok I said it, what?

carloseuromotor · « **Reply #13 on:** August 23, 2005, 03:52:23 PM »

Ja, ja, ja, Pete, you want a photo for the Pulitzer awards. I believe is better to raise bandit upon the cow.

Landry · « **Reply #14 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:18:18 PM »

Quote from: "carloseuromotor"

I believe is better to raise bandit upon the cow.

THAT'S some funny stuff right there!!