Author Topic: Sexual style and bike preference... (Read 3260 times)

jbrough7 · « **on:** May 09, 2006, 09:38:29 PM »

Musing on the way to work today smiling as I zipped through the countryside. Came across a tool on a cruiser loping along and the two different styles got me thinking...how about this?

If you take your time in the sack, enjoying every little sensation, prolonging the inevitable and savouring every extra second before your 'arrival', you are definitely a cruiser dude/dudette...

If, on the other hand, you love to buzz saw here and there with no rhyme or reason and you don't give a crap how you get to your final destination as long as its fast and furious, then you are definitely sportbike material!

Where do Bandits fit in this theory, you ask? Well, people who ride Bandits are the 'standard' by which all other lovers are measured!

Jim

RMR Bandit · « **Reply #1 on:** May 09, 2006, 10:38:52 PM »

First, you like to be comfortable while doing it. You can make it a fast experience, but can also go slower and enjoy the ride. And it is not uncommon to here the lady folk say "Your Holeshot is very impressive. I have never ridden something that powerful for that long before, without being too sore."

B6mick · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2006, 12:25:07 AM »

It has been said, by myself as well as others that at times I ride like a tossa, so what would you be trying to say about that Jim?

jbrough7 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2006, 05:23:14 AM »

just one thing: what the heck is a tossa?

jim

Sven · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2006, 08:27:02 AM »

As long as I can grab on with both hands and make "varoom varoom" noises, I'm happy.

Desolation Angel · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2006, 09:50:54 AM »

Quote from: "jbrough7"

just one thing: what the heck is a tossa?

jim

Geez, Jim, it's some kind of rare marsupial in the Outback. What? If it ain't a polar bear, you don't recognize it?

Sven · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2006, 11:22:01 AM »

Tossa? It's that new salad-in-a-bag at the Australian McDonald's. You may have seen their ads: "Come get your salad tossed downunder."

Desolation Angel · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2006, 11:24:15 AM »

Quote from: "Sven"

Tossa? It's that new salad-in-a-bag at the Australian McDonald's. You may have seen their ads: "Come get your salad tossed downunder."

You're Chris Rock, right?

Sven · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2006, 11:36:15 AM »

Quote from: "Desolation Angel"

You're Chris Rock, right?

No, I have better teeth.

rider123 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2006, 02:26:23 PM »

"Tossa" could also be a guy who .....errrrr...mmmmm...pleasure's himself if you live in Britain.

Sven · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2006, 02:28:47 PM »

Quote from: "rider123"

"Tossa" could also be a guy who .....errrrr...mmmmm...pleasure's himself if you live in Britain.

Actually, that *is* what it means, but it's more fun to just make stuff up. Although I don't know why some guy would find it arousing because I was living in Britain.