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Offline Desolation Angel

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« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2006, 09:43:14 AM »
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Jim, has it not been made apparent by your son that in fact it is your fault entirely.  :duh:  :duh:  :duh:  :duh:  :duh:
Fancy parking your bike there in the first place.


Good point there, Mick!  I still think, though, that there's some element of Satanic cursing involved.  Jim, are you baptized?

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« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2006, 10:12:55 AM »
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I still think, though, that there's some element of Satanic cursing involved.  Jim, are you baptized?


I would tend to agree.

You might want to trade in the Bandit on a mode of transportation that is more INDESTRUCTABLE.

Like this....



Offline Red01

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« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2006, 10:17:39 AM »
Or maybe have the son trade the Jeep in for one of those blue balls...
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« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2006, 03:04:14 PM »
I have, in fact, been baptised - although I was sleeping at the time so I don't think it really 'took'.  

Another angle - we have SEVERAL AMERICAN relatives who seem to love to come over and escape - I mean visit - lately.  With more and more contact with more and more said EVIL americans, then there can be no doubt where the trouble doth come from!  

Satan!  Get ye back over the border!! :soapbox:

Then, the clouds shall part over my most beloved Suzuki and I shall be able to ride again with head held high as my 'bad luck giving relatives' hide under the clouds in the U. S. of A.!!

Thanks you one and all.

Jim

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« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2006, 03:34:44 PM »
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I have, in fact, been baptised - although I was sleeping at the time so I don't think it really 'took'.  

Another angle - we have SEVERAL AMERICAN relatives who seem to love to come over and escape - I mean visit - lately.  With more and more contact with more and more said EVIL americans, then there can be no doubt where the trouble doth come from!  

Satan!  Get ye back over the border!! :soapbox:

Then, the clouds shall part over my most beloved Suzuki and I shall be able to ride again with head held high as my 'bad luck giving relatives' hide under the clouds in the U. S. of A.!!

Thanks you one and all.

Jim


Uh huh.  So, guy, does the number "6" appear repetitively on your license plate, or in your VIN?  Hmmmm?

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« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2006, 09:24:17 AM »
"Canada.
Leading the World in being just North of the United States."



 :lol:
Some people are like Slinkies.
They're really good for nothing.
But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2006, 09:39:14 AM »
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"Canada.
First in being just North of the United States."

 :lol:


Yep.  When we think of Canada, we think...lebensraum!!  :wink:

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« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2006, 09:42:25 AM »
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"Canada.
First in being just North of the United States."

 :lol:


Yep.  When we think of Canada, we think...lebensraum!!  :wink:


Eh!!!!
Some people are like Slinkies.
They're really good for nothing.
But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2006, 09:55:14 AM »
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THAT'S the pic I was looking for...............
Some people are like Slinkies.
They're really good for nothing.
But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Offline jbrough7

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« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2006, 11:23:39 AM »
okay, smart alecks!  Let's tally up the score:

Bigger Superpower..............................USA
Bigger Bandits on BBS...........................USA members
Biggest Member on BBS........................Jim (Canada)

In this case, one out of three ain't bad! :banana:

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Offline ArcticEd

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« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2006, 11:49:02 AM »
I'm not cetain what you're refering to by the term "biggest member", but I have to wonder if you're taking into the conversion rate into account......

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« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2006, 03:38:57 PM »
Yeah.... somehow saying you're gonna give 'em 10 centimeters just doesn't have the same effect.

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« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2006, 03:42:09 PM »
I don't know if Jim's talking about his weight or his beer belly?  :motorsmile:

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« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2006, 07:57:14 PM »
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Yeah.... somehow saying you're gonna give 'em 10 centimeters just doesn't have the same effect.

 :scaredmouse:


If you're talking girth it's okay.

Jim