This reminds me, isn't it about time for the annual BAAs (Bandit Alley Awards)? As in previous years, the gilded statue of a sheep will be replaced with a "functional" real sheep for our friends in N.Z. Now for the 1st award of the evening:
The award for "prettiest helmet" goes to our own Captain Maple, Jim Brough. And as Golden Right Earring plays "Gaydar Love", Jim makes his way to the stage to accept his--no, no, he's run into the arm of a chair...and he's down...now he's back up...and on his way to--oh my, that seems to be bleeding a bit...but here he is to accept his award. Jim, any words for your fans?