Ok, here's my update. I'm all done. I swear, that rear suspension had more frozen nuts than a polar bears swim meet. I had to cut slots in one of those dinky 6mm hex screws on the rearset, then hammer/chisel it loose. The top nut on the shock itself is now round. On that one, I had to HAMMER a socket onto it using two extensions and then use a cheater bar reaaaaal slowly to turn it. That part took me yesterday night and tonite. Leverage was definitely my best friend. Everything else went as planned... except for the part when the bike fell over.
It was getting late, I was ready to be done, and the shock was all mounted with the exception of the "dogbones"... I forgot that that's pretty much all that holds the swingarm down (or up, rather) so I thought "I'll just take it off the center stand and the weight will get it down far enough for me to put that bolt through. It went down alright, ALL the way down, dragbike style, and it did it so fast it came right out of my hands. All's well though, no scratches, dents or dings, just scuffed up pride... (Wifey heard the noise and came out and saw) But hey, its done. I gained almost exactly 1". And its stiff as a board now. That part will have to wait for another day. Thanks tomac for all your help on this one, I appreciate it.
Thought I'd add this (as if this weren't long enough already). With the bike on the center stand, I used a ratchet strap on the rear wheel and subframe luggage bar things to pull the rear tire up enough for the holes in the dogbones to line up. Super easy that way!