you are at the mercy of the "mechanics trade", many with mail order ASE stamps.
CWO, I notice your cowardly little pokes at me hidden away here and there, especially right after I mention something about myself. Like just the other day when mentioned I was A.S.E. certified, now here you are with this snide little crap.
If you were a real man, you'd call me out. But all you can do is this childish, behind-the-back, side-mouthed bullsh!t. So here I am calling you out on it.
A.S.E. isn't a "stamp", it's a fully frameable diploma officially recorded in The National Institute for Automotive Service Excellence records department. And you can't "mail order" them.
The"mechanics trade" as you call it, is an honorable trade that takes half a lifetime to truly become knowledgeable and experienced in. I'm a Master Mechanic and I'm proud of it, and I won't have you belittling or making thinly-veiled insults towards me or my lifetime profession.
For your information:
"ASE conducts its tests four times a year. Each May and November paper/pencil testing takes place at over 700 testing sites. Professionals register in advance before the exams.
The tests consist of multiple-choice questions developed by knowledgeable people working in the industry, including ASE-certified professionals. The questions are down-to-earth; they cover on-the-job diagnostic and repair procedures. They are not theoretical; they do not cover "book-knowledge." Testing sessions run 4 hours, allowing ample time to complete several exams."To be a Master Mechanic requires eight certifications. By the time I retired, I had ten. All of these:
Automobile Series A1: Engine Repair
A2: Automatic Transmission Transaxle
A3: Manual Drive Train and Axles
A4: Suspension and Steering
A5: Brakes
A6: Electrical/Electronic Systems
A7: Heating and Air Conditioning
A8: Engine Performance
And these:
Medium/Heavy Truck Series T1: Gasoline Engines
T5: Suspension and Steering
There is also a code of ethics to be learned and followed, found here:
http://www.ase.com/Content/NavigationMenu/Service_Professionals1/Getting_Certified/ASE_Certified_Technicians_Code_of_Ethics/Default477.htmNow if you continue with your disrespectful behavior, you can expect me to be all over you from now on. There's a lot of cracks I could make about you and your profession (ass-kissing squids, the gay image the navy has, etc.) but I don't sink that low, nor am I that immature.
Friendly, good-natured ribbing is fine, but when you cross the line you will be called out. Understand me?